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I fucked myself over with my parents.I used to lie all the time about drinking and where i was. Then i got caught. Lost som trust. Then i got caught again. Now im trying to get the respect and trust back so i litteraly dont do ANYTHING wrong, havent drank or smoked in something like 6 months. I...

That would be so tight on the lift.

Someone ask him what school he goes to in MN.

"kawincadenses"

wtf, why is that national news?

I gotta look up an article or something, i just got back from football practice and all ive heard is word of mouth around school and a few minutes of the radio comming back home.

I was listening to the radio and everyone was saying how it was just him trying to get attention. I feel so bad for him, everyone has been ragging on him since he left the eagles (he did do some dumb shit though) But he took something like 34 pills of i dont know what. Obviously he really taking...

yea same, the halls straight smell like dank in the morning.

A kid in my spanish class got baked on 420, and when he was called on to give a one word answer in spanish he completely froze. Then made up a word. The teacher goes "Andy, you didnt just make up a word did you?" He just said no and put his head down.

Blow dry that shit before you shit.

My mom talked with a co-worker that was working in one of the surrounding buildings, and she said that the plane passed by her window so low that she could the faces of the people in the windows.

The key to the moonwalk is pushing with the ball of your feet, not just sliding it behind you. You really got to push your other foot back and emphasize pulling your heel down.

Anyone else pumped? First time 1 and 2 have faced off in the regular season in like a bagillion years.

My first drivers test was ridiculous: -Failed to yeild to pedestrian -Failed to signal lane change -Botched both 90 degree backing, and parallel parking -"Immidiate Failure after the tester had to grab wheel and say stop" Thats straight off the yellow sheet And after i automatically failed...

Kid gets torn up in 3....2....1......

Schools around here freak the fuck out about stuff like that, its like a big time suspension if not expulsion for "hazing". We cant even have shirts that are negative toward underclassmen.

Make a collage of all the smear ads on marijuanna. (propaganda if you couldnt figure that out)

The ones with the yellow writing are the most G.

^holy god, how did they end up getting ur boots off?

How do you break those? They are like fiberglass, they just splinter and you can still use them, they are so dank.