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if your really from Auburn, i wanna hear you do a rap. after all, Auburn is the wigger capital of the universe isnt it?

the skiing there can be a bit mediocore at some of the big resorts, but colorado ski towns are just dope places to chill, y'know?

maybe where you live it is, here in white bread redneck idaho theres no law that says anything about that. and shes 17 now, and yes shes in real-live jail awaiting trail for meth trafficking.

my friend got married at 15 and had a baby 2 months later. shes in prison now

its completely chill, i crossed the border just north of sandpoint last month and they just looked at our papers and sent us through. we had a giant phish sticker on the back window, and they didnt even make us pop the trunk. i was kinda surprised.

at most resorts it is chill, but some dudes i know got busted last year by GRAMNET at the top of the steamboat gondola on a huge pow day. that would be the ultimate buzz kill, your all stoned and stoked to shred, and when your smoke filled car pulls into the top building, theres a team of...

naw dont sue anybody, that shit is dick. maybe he didnt deserve the suspension, but its not the end of the fucking world. there are definetly some injustices in this country that you should challenge in court, but a 5-day suspension for suspected drinking isnt one of them. just keep on truckin...

^fuck that shit

somebody should do a calculation and figure out how many trees are cut down every chistmas for xmas trees, wrapping paper, product packaging, etc etc. i bet the warm fuzzy christmas feelings you have would be dampeded for a moment when you realize that a whole forest was annihalted so you can...

you can gamble when your 18 in nevada too. you just cant go into any casinos that serve alcohol. but hey, the endless rows of talking slot machines in reno/tahoe airport are fair game.

irish coffee is the shit. just whiskey and black coffee. if you make the joe strong enough, you can dump a shitload of booze in it and hardly taste it.

get my GED

my friend is doing his senior project on being a cop, kind of as a joke. part of the research was he had to get shot with a tazer in the back. hahaha stupid fucker

getting in a car accident while you're balled up in the trunk of the car. feeling the car flip and hearing glass breaking, but not being able to see anything but blackness. that shit sucked. such a terrible sensation...

i hate riding up the lift with annoying yuppie tourists. they sit there and bitch about the snow and talk about investments on wall street and how much better the skiing is at Vail. i always want to push them off the lift, just to watch them flail around as they fall. sometimes you meet chill...

mix it with red wine, and put big chunks of peanut butter in it. ive heard its delicious.

bacardi 151 is where its at. its way stronger than most vodkas and has a nice flavor.

i drink liquor. i dont really care what kind, because the taste of the liqour doesnt matter. its supposed to get you drunk, not taste good. im drunk and way fuckin yakked up bitch woo hoo

a couple years ago i ran away from home 3 days before christmas, and i spent christmas eve blasting rap music and smoking joints in the catholic church parking lot during the christmas service. but thats just becuase i hate christmas, not christians.

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