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they don't call it "dish bitch" for nothing..

what the hell?!

now I have to clean pee up off my floor from laughing so hard. thanks.

yo, where have you been for the past 8 years?

dido. and I hope that deer comes back and slits your throat while you're sleeping with his razor-sharp hoof.

The problem with trying to fix it ourselves is that in order to reverse this said "human caused phenomenon " we would have to go back to a pre-colonial way of life. then we wouldn't have our beloved NS to rant on.

news flash?

ARCHIE!! He's a west highland terrier. shower time!

This is the quote board in my room...my personal favorites are: "You're only allowed to do that if you're wearing underwear!" my friend Rjikie "Ha. I'll believe that the day John McCain can raise his hands above his shoulders" Rjikie again "Everyone's cool when you're drunk" - me "Collin...

cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, and cheese.

I drink diet pepsi like water.

HOLY shit...I was just thinking the Oompa Loompa thing myself.

whatta 'bout a 20 piece..that has to be cheaper. oh and if you only knew what those thing go through behind the scenes...I worked at Micky D's for 5 years...ugh.

at least I'm good at typing the english language. and I can rip a good line with the best of them.

eh..I think everyone goes through this stage...it happened to me. It'll pass soon.

it's like PMS...but with skiing PSS - Pre Season Syndrome.

...from the Warren Miller premiere..? I'd be willing to take them off your hands...PM me if your interested please.

I found a toothpick jammed in my printer the other day..no idea how it go there. small things get pleasure out of jamming themselves in our expensive electronics.

if she has a fireplace..light it up...that's always romantic. go get 'em tiger.