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ahh I wish I could fall asleep like that. I did it the other way around, Im just awak after 3 hours of sleep and I feel like ass. Goodluck dude, I hope you slap policy like I kill anthropology.

This ones basically three point five million times better: http://www.kiwispy.com/100683.jpg motorboats = lame. USE THE WIND< THATS WHAT ITS THERE FOR. oh and those zippy little fuckers, whadda call them, seamobeals? speaking as a sailor/canoer those are for dumb ass idiots who enjoy pissing...

This is so true. Make fun of a girl, and she thinks its flirting. Treat her like garbage, and she assumes your social status is miles high. And fuck with her head a lot; girls love drama. The problem is you have to be an asshole to pull this off regularily.

whats up with the googely-eyes?

you = incredibly gullible p.s. thats a joke , I totally respect you.

for some reason I can;t download this on limewire. Ive tried about 14 diffeent versions and all I get is "Need More Sources"

yeah...that was a crappy story

haha I can't tell the difference between those pictures

are you talking to will or steve? im confused.

Ignorant? Aren't you the one failing school because your too thick to get your shit together and work? Have fun pledgin a frat and doing homesexual things with all your' "brothers", remind in ten years to tie my garbage bags tightly so my coffee grounds don't spill on your shoes.

hahaha but I dont mean hungover breakfasts or meals. I just mean the shit you eat when you open your cupboard and thers nothing there except a bottle of soya sauce. (actually...you can dribble it on rice cakes / bread...its like..uhh...salty rice. or salty wheat. ive done it)

Cops are dicks because they deal with criminals all day. Think about it - most of the timet heyre dealing with people who are jackasses . actually pose a danger to the cop. Therefore they get wound up and a little edgy. I will now demonstrate this in a short story: This summer, back in Ottawa...

dude, just stencil your own shirts...its like anal sex...its the new black

My breakfast today: Lays originial chips, dipped in "Habitant" (e.g. dirty quebecuer) pea soup. beverage: water flavored with lemon juice, two day old coffee, no milk. I need to go food shopping. What's your lowpoint?

fuck dieting, thats for dumb girls. uhh...dont be a dumb girl. maybe you cant help it, but just exercise a lot, runiing or rowing or swimming, and eat healthy food (e.g. salad, unseasoned white meat, rice, potatoes) cut out and candy or snacks bigger than a fistful of nuts and hey presto....just...

I find their coffe really acidic. And more expensive.

I;ve heard of this, they used to have dick is like english short for uhh...richard I think they had one called boiled baby too at one point. The British are fucked.

hahahs dumonts a secret whigger

I've never seen that but I guess it could happen. I've seen people get sick and puke off weed, so maybe its more of the same.