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hahaha, that shit slays me

my chrons from last year are still holdin strong. i did take one chunk out of the sidewall but whatever.

chronics all the way

I really don't care if they think i'm gay. Most of the people who actually ski are on like 161 1080s from 2 seasons ago and do pencil 3's and claim style. I dunno seriously, its the worst fucking ski shop in the history of snowsports. I really want to quit but being hooked up with proforms is...

haha, ass cherry.

one time when i was giving a lesson this little girl who had supposedly ridden the chair before jumped off about 15 feet from the off ramp. to top it off she was the owners girlfriends niece or something like that.

I work at a ski shop in Milwaukee. Its actually not a ski shop so much as it is a clothing store that happens to also sell skis. For those of you who know its Laacke and Joys. Bunkvision. So the post xmas party is coming up where everyone from each store (we have 3)is invited and all the big...

was she all like "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

i'd cut her achilles tendon, and watch her flop around.

13, at the ski hill with friends.

yeah, those are always the most epic conversations. my best was: her: you spend too much time skiing me: .... her: hey i'm talking to you me: what? oh, yeah sure i can. her: were you even listening? me: yeah. her: what did i say then me: something then skiing her: i think we should see...

i tried to not repeat stuff too so my list is short.

Yes. supertramp, totally a necessity. The Band Wishbone Ash Neil Young Grateful Dead Marshall Tucker Band B.O.C. Warren Zevon (namely Lawyers Guns and Money)

haircuts = overrated

try and carve a little off the lip but don't drop your left shoulder if you're spinning left or vice versa. and be really forward at the lip.

Ok, so I managed to make it through new years without losing anything, and I definitely was really really fucked up on oxycoton, alcohol and the herb. But i went skiing last night, and naturally had a small sampling of the marijuan, and i lost my fucking cell phone on the way home. like i...

when you overshoot to flat and your balls like slam down and then back into your taint.

I like beer an awful lot. Bergoff is sweet cuz you can go to the brewery which is pretty close, and get a case of bottles sans lables for 3 bucks. 3 bucks for 24 fucking beers. its a deal. I like scotch too. on the rocks.

yeah i mean who else are you gonna turn to?

when i didn't live in the city and i'd be driving i'd always think about gapping the driveways with snow heaped up on either side.