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  1. UTskier

    ALTA!!!

    The graphic didn't come up Just go to www.alta.com
  2. UTskier

    ALTA!!!

    From their front page, right now. Snowboarding at Alta just wouldn't work. The high-T would be a bloodbath on pow days. The average snowboarder would get trampled on all the traverses around there.
  3. UTskier

    ALTA!!!

    Callin bullshit on that one. Alta is for Skiers, bitch!
  4. UTskier

    Utah News

    Oh I get it. We were wondering how that worked, I bet it could stay open a while longer then.
  5. UTskier

    U of U Orientation

    So was it a rager or what?
  6. UTskier

    Utah News

    I was up the canyon today, it didn't look like there was snow all the way to the tram building. I don't see how they're going to be open next weekend, the lower elevation snows fadin fast...
  7. UTskier

    Utah News

    In other news, we're also still skiing in Utah, so you shouldn't be this bored yet. We've got all of August and September for nipple contests...
  8. UTskier

    Super bored ski craving bed session

    I'll admit, I've put my skis on in the living room, etc. before. But filming yourself doing it, then putting it on the internet? That's going a little too far. Course I'm still skiing, so I guess I can't relate yet...
  9. UTskier

    U of U Orientation

    Ah ha. Orientation. Have fun kiddies! I'll smuggle you booze if the situation becomes desperate.
  10. UTskier

    Moving to utah next year. what pass should i get

    Yeah, snowbladers are allowed at Alta. They are generally harmless gapers that stay on the groomers thank god. The monoskiers on the other hand... got to respect guys that keep getting mocked for doing something dumb, but keep doing it anyway out of pure stubborness. And they're always drunk...
  11. UTskier

    Overcoming a breathalizer

    Like someone else said, DON'T TAKE IT. You only have to if you've been driving. The cops will make it seem like you have to take it, but you don't. If you're of age, boozing as soon as you step out of the car might actually work. But you shouldn't get pulled over driving drunk in the first place.
  12. UTskier

    My sternum hurts

    Heh, get the doctor to pull out the big needle and give you a cortisone injection right into it. That'll make it heal faster anyway.
  13. UTskier

    Does snowboarding have a seth morrison?

    Jeremy Jones is the only guy you could really compare. And even then he's nowhere near where Seth was as far as cliffs go. But they are both burly riders, and are getting old, and like similiar lines. I thought Tanner sucked at skiing lines, but I thought CR was pretty good in the stuff I saw...
  14. UTskier

    To your rescue...

    Obviously - Robb Gaffney, because he's a doctor.
  15. UTskier

    Climbing

    You can sign me up too.
  16. UTskier

    Devil Worship in Science Class?

    The reason she's such a freak is because everybody has been an asshole to her for as long as she can remember and this just keeps driving her back to Hot Topic or wherever the fuck those goths get their weird shit. Maybe you could break the trend and NOT try to humiliate her... but then again...
  17. UTskier

    u of u

    Chapel Glen. or the Outdoor floor, or the International Floor that are in Sage point. I've heard good things about both of those.
  18. UTskier

    Skiing colleges?

    Here's how to do it - first ask "is it a reputable school?". Then pick based on skiing. I think all you ECers are real wrapped up in the whole "getting into a good school" thing. The state schools out West offer most of the same things those private schools out East do, you just have to seek it...
  19. UTskier

    Ice CLimbers

    No man, a piton is something that you hammer into a crack in rock. It's rock protection, not ice protection. I don't ice climb, but I think most ice screws have something that looks like a bolt hanger on them, so when you get them screwed in, you'd attach a quickdraw and clip the rope in like...
  20. UTskier

    Bumming in SLC

    People love throwing around this "elitist attitude" shit. What exactly do you mean? And how are people at Snowbird any different? I guess I don't get it.
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