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So if hypnotists can stop people from smoking by telling it to their sub-concious mind, so they really believe it, Couldn't they simply just tell a person (while hypnotized) that they are a pro skier and that when they come to, that they will automatically be like the best skier ever? Because in...

Forrest Gump, when he makes that speech to Jenny's grave close to the end of the movie, and Armageddon.

Man, I'd totally be neo and own the shit out of those machines.

Awwwww bitch, I was the one that saved your ass; RESPECT. Haha, Nah I won't claim shit, that was intense, I thought you like shattered your heel and dislocated your foot or something, good to hear that you only got a bunch of staples.

I killed a retarded kid with my 9mm and put him out of his misery that his life is. I feel pretty good.

No it won't, You just think that because you never hear about what goes on around the world. If you honestly think that every family of three being murdered will make the news, then your access to information is obviously equal to that of sweaty gooch scum. I rest my case.

Yeah, if hes scum, that probably makes you sweaty gooch scum you fuckin retard. People get murdered every day, your basically demonstrating that there is no such thing as equality and that this guy is better than everyone and deserves to be glorified even after death. Grow the fuck up buddy...

Is she hot?

Just because he got shot three times a long time ago, doesn't mean hes not a sellout...(Yes three times, he got shot AT 9 times, three hit him) If you read up on 50 cent, from sources that don't come from him, you'll find out hes not so ballin'.

Your just as fucking stupid as Bush if you think that a member of the Government is considered a celebrity...

What the fuck... The lawyer wants to pursure the restaurant because he says its a racial issue. Fuck that.

When people say "cool story hansel"...? No not really, but I know this will get it going haha.

So I've been thinking lately, I dated a christian girl for a while, and was in biology at the same time. I think I feel I'm somewhere in between the two things. Like theres holes in the evolution theory, and theres holes in the creationism theory. What I was thinking that somewhere in the middle...

SUN RISE NOOBS. THE GUY IN THE CAR ON THE LEFT HAS HIS LIGHTS ON, NOBODY TURNS ON THEIR LIGHTS PRIOR TO THE SUNSET, BUT PEOPLE HAVE THEM ON IN THE MORNING WHEN THEY ARE DRIVING AROUND IN THE DARK. FUCKIN FAGGOTTS.

Its not because they were stupid, its because they were both women...

I ALWAYS spray the water in my ass, I think its gross to clean your butt-hole with your hand...

Set a masturbating record for a 24 hour period, that was a good one. And when your not masturbating, definately climb on the roof of the train as its driving.