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if ur cool enough to go to college, you can choose to take winter/spring semester off, and go to school during summer.

Big Lebowski: "This is not Vietnam, there are rules"-Walter

MN, Iowa, and TX have the most frolf courses by state. MN has like 150 courses, its sweet. i find it funny how some people love golf, but refuse to play frolf. there's a lake right next to one of the holes at a course close to my house, 2 years ago i took a pair of waders in there, found 14...

homies who be talkin like dat wuz dropp'd as children. ya hear? dont mess wit lil'g, he's str8 up gangsta...that y he b spendin all his time on ns...right? lil' g: how old are you?

who are your sponsors? they found some keepers

haha that is classic. dont worry about it, theres no way you can get suspended since she consented to your help, and shes the one that presented it.you added the clip outside of school, correct? she needs to loosen up, it was just a joke she'll get over it.hahahaha

pretty much takes the cake. especially opening the window. turn music on. you def do not wanna talk too much, but you def have to hold some sort of conversation or she'll get suspicious, especially now that you've been caught once. get a bike.

haha. the day i go "clubbing", i'll post a pic on ns with a shotgun to my head. you dont have to use other girls to get girls. ignore them. aside from plain whores,girls are attention whores. dont give them attention, and soon enough theyll be on their knees begging for your man juice.

this is pointless... none of you would be able to afford skiing if ur parents hadnt gone to school to get an education, to eventually raise a family with unappreciative little runts such as...oh i dunno.doing things, such as skiing, requires alot of money, and getting that money requires, yeah...

its a calculated risk. he knows what he's doin.i do that shit on occasion, fallen from 350, my knees and elbows were a little scratched thats about it. just takes experience, falling onto rocks isnt that painful.

took 2c-i and 2c-b and the i was way better trip very much like acid as far as visuals, ggod time though don't hang around sketchy people or who knows what will happen

cant wait only 2 1/2 weeks left until im home and munchin on a buffalo chicken cheese steak

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rearranging the cabinet: not a good metaphor...this admin. is soaring...more like rearranging the chairs on the Hindenberg. prime material.

i can see how people didnt think it was funny. and think colbert is a "deadpan" idiot type. HOWEVER, i bet he'd rather be that than be one of the naive reporters who takes whatever the gov't says, and swallows it no questions asked. the stupid stuff is just part of his humor, making light of...

actually...liquor befor beer your in the clear. lots of cheer works well too. the thing is, once ur already drunk, for the most part you dont give a fuck what you drink, as long as you maintain intoxication. ^and buddy, its PROfusely.

alot more to skiing than gorilla steeze...i doubt you knew more about skiing at 12 than him.he had his fame. im not defending him, but he has a gold medal, none of us do.i can only start to imagine how much tail he gets just for being jonny moseley. yeah he's not "core", but i'll take pussy...

get a roll of quarters, clench a dominant hand fist around it. in the locker room dont act too anxious and get nice 'n close to him. when he's lookin away, give a swing with quarters fist, aim for uppper cut toward nose. then punch him in the gut. once he's bent over from the gut blow start...

"mayor, i'd like to welcome you to Washington D.C., the chocolate town with a marshmallow center"

"like boxing a glacier"..."enjoy that metaphor, cause your grandchildren arent going to know what a glacier is" "more like getting punched in the head over and over" "68% disapprove of the job he's doing...that also means 68% approve of the job he's NOT doing" i love it