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  1. couchskier

    Fucking hate it

    we went to mcd's for a break in the drivers ed car the girl driving looks back over shoulder to reverse but still had it in drive, right over concrete barrier, 2 of us to push car off it
  2. couchskier

    311 beats the shit out of old Creed singer

    I didn't want to say anything but I know a guy who knows a guy that met stapp and well lets just say booze+arms wide open+frying pan over head=anal tearing
  3. couchskier

    Porn stash

    I was at another friends house who I didn't really know and we were looking for a football in the basement and I found pics of the kids mom taking it in the face from not her husband and some other random gross shots of hairy box being stuffed by some random dude while hubby watched
  4. couchskier

    Here we go...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/4491210.stm
  5. couchskier

    Your theorys on space and infinity

    I find it hard to believe that this is "it" I haven't even been to the grand canyon so we haven't in any way touched the vastness of the universe. go lift a rock in the middle of the woods and look at all the shit that scurries. that is pretty much us in the scheme of things. SO it has been said...
  6. couchskier

    Fucking worst descion of my life

    why didn't you just go home? maybe I'll sleep on my deck in the snow 'cause I have a perfectly fine bed inside?
  7. couchskier

    311 beats the shit out of old Creed singer

    the shitty part is that the rest of creed is probably cool they are most likely sick of stapp like the rest of the world, poor bastards had to hear his rants....
  8. couchskier

    DRINKING ?

    I have had 3 beers 1 vicadin (tooth got yanked) and now drinking vodka/oj (screwdriver for those who don't know)
  9. couchskier

    My roomate just got a nextel...

    "boost" is pay as you go phone tell him to hit the speaker button and it will go silent ninja style, when he is asleep switch the languge (sp?) to korean or something f'n funny
  10. couchskier

    Centurion

    bring a bucket, its gonna get messy!!
  11. couchskier

    Blazing with a member of the opposite sex

    I was blazing on the lift with my buddy chunger aka "the crippler" 'cause he gets mad shit and I f'n coughed and sent the shit flying. ounce again scott I am sooo sorry for that
  12. couchskier

    Can you explaine this?????

    dude I don't even have a clue how you posted that!
  13. couchskier

    Whistler Vacation...Cheap

    I went out there a couple of years ago and stayed above the bar at the base for cheap$$ went with a few buds to split it up, met a guy on lift that was sleeping in atm at night.
  14. couchskier

    Blazing with a member of the opposite sex

    blazing with chicks is fun but they always seem to look at me and giggle ('cause they know I'm smugglin a bat in my pants)
  15. couchskier

    Arr get yer pirate name

    I'm mad tom flint, sounds like alot of flint were pirates, scott stapp is an ass pirate!
  16. couchskier

    311 beats the shit out of old Creed singer

    that guy is such an f'n self loving man chowder chuggin douchbag, he thinks he is the shit I hope they folded him up like a lawnchair. I would of shaved a reverse mohawk on that dick bag
  17. couchskier

    Smoking after wisdom teeth removed... Bad or not?

    I just got a tooth yanked and they said smoking might cause dry socket? so I am just popping vicadin and drinking beers
  18. couchskier

    A House Prank

    sounds like the one with your buddy looking like he rented is fun but take it another level like porn movies are made there, scatter massive amounts of porn around the place
  19. couchskier

    Topic for a 3 minute speech

    do it on the govt. trying to regulate freedom of speech
  20. couchskier

    Weirdest things your parents have ever said to you...

    I remember this chicks mom told her on the way out the door "if you are gonna park at least shut the car off some guy and girl died once and the girls head was in his lap if you know what I mean!"
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