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one time I was puttin the wood to atl ski's mom and I pulled out to far and it went into her ass all dry, that kinda burned

well it sounds like you are def getting some "karma" back, but do you see how they thought everything you had on you was stolen. That's what is going to suck for you is that you have to prove/regain trust from friends family all that, I think everyone has something they got for a "deal" that had...

yeah I watched it on tivo HD so I played it in slow mo, was nasty

take two and shotgun a beer, than see what happens

what a shit bag, youshould steal his girlfriend, If I saw someone gankin my shit I would pummel them and run my edge over there ear so they never forgot the crime they commited agianst me

sorry just looked at profile hows cali?

I do but no pics, where do you live?

1st off it sounds like this girl might be knocked out if you don't know what to do, try this whack off into your hand and whip at her face and yell yahtzee

get made into someone who can type!

I think there is something people are overlooking...3 dudes standing side by side mashing one out? hello? GAY! that is pretty wrong though, poor girl.

if you are going away for the weekend and they are staying when no one is around remove the cover from the heater and lay filets of fich (not mc'ds) real fish and turn the heat on and just walk away just walk far away

you should tivo family guy at your house, that way you get head/ your show later. or...say fine but fri night I am bringin over a porn and you have to do everything they do

1st off cops can't do shit because what the guy said is "heresay". unless the police saw you pass speed whatever first hand they can't do shit, they are just trying to scare you. you could easily say you saw the guy throwing out beer cans while he drove and did a line off his dash they couldn't...

I feel like I am looking at pics of the gotti boys on fire island, holy cock chuggers!!!

are god and hate supposed to be in the same phrase? thats like saying holy fuckin christ!

take out an ad in the men seeking men part of the newspaper and make it sound like he just wants sex, put his real #

***I am not racist, I hate everyone**** How do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps under his work boots

you should forward the dirty emails to all his accounts

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