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  1. couchskier

    So much pain I almost died

    one time I was puttin the wood to atl ski's mom and I pulled out to far and it went into her ass all dry, that kinda burned
  2. couchskier

    My friends got what they deserved

    well it sounds like you are def getting some "karma" back, but do you see how they thought everything you had on you was stolen. That's what is going to suck for you is that you have to prove/regain trust from friends family all that, I think everyone has something they got for a "deal" that had...
  3. couchskier

    THey blew him up!

    yeah I watched it on tivo HD so I played it in slow mo, was nasty
  4. couchskier

    Vicadine isnt worth shit

    take two and shotgun a beer, than see what happens
  5. couchskier

    My friends got what they deserved

    what a shit bag, youshould steal his girlfriend, If I saw someone gankin my shit I would pummel them and run my edge over there ear so they never forgot the crime they commited agianst me
  6. couchskier

    Anyone mountain bike?

    sorry just looked at profile hows cali?
  7. couchskier

    Anyone mountain bike?

    I do but no pics, where do you live?
  8. couchskier

    How to get laid??? What turns girls on when your in bed with them?

    1st off it sounds like this girl might be knocked out if you don't know what to do, try this whack off into your hand and whip at her face and yell yahtzee
  9. couchskier

    MTV's made coming to my school

    get made into someone who can type!
  10. couchskier

    Guys arrested for a facial?

    I think there is something people are overlooking...3 dudes standing side by side mashing one out? hello? GAY! that is pretty wrong though, poor girl.
  11. couchskier

    Asshole roomate and his bitch girlfriend

    if you are going away for the weekend and they are staying when no one is around remove the cover from the heater and lay filets of fich (not mc'ds) real fish and turn the heat on and just walk away just walk far away
  12. couchskier

    My girlfriend won't give in to sexual harasment

    you should tivo family guy at your house, that way you get head/ your show later. or...say fine but fri night I am bringin over a porn and you have to do everything they do
  13. couchskier

    How screewed am I?

    1st off cops can't do shit because what the guy said is "heresay". unless the police saw you pass speed whatever first hand they can't do shit, they are just trying to scare you. you could easily say you saw the guy throwing out beer cans while he drove and did a line off his dash they couldn't...
  14. couchskier

    One of the funniest threads on the net!

    I feel like I am looking at pics of the gotti boys on fire island, holy cock chuggers!!!
  15. couchskier

    God hates fags?

    are god and hate supposed to be in the same phrase? thats like saying holy fuckin christ!
  16. couchskier

    Revenge plots?

    take out an ad in the men seeking men part of the newspaper and make it sound like he just wants sex, put his real #
  17. couchskier

    POST YOUR FAVORITE JOKE

    ***I am not racist, I hate everyone**** How do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps under his work boots
  18. couchskier

    Revenge plots?

    you should forward the dirty emails to all his accounts
  19. couchskier

    How much $ do you have on?

    t-shirt-free long sleeve-$10 sweatshirt-free jeans-$20 underwear-$15 boots-$200
  20. couchskier

    How much $ do you have on?

    t-shirt-free longsleeve t-shjirt-$10
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