After me doing a backflip this kid comes up to me
Gaper:Hey you just did a backflip!?!?!?
Me:Yea and?
Gaper:Will you sign my helmet please???
Me:Ummmm sure I guess so...
Gaper:You have a sharpie right? All the pros carry them to sign autographs...
Me:Haha no...
Gaper:I guess you aren't...