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math suks, jimmy buffet

yea bro, if you live in denver make a friend who knows vail mountain well and with 0-10 minutes of hiking you can be hitting better stuff than alot of people have the chance to hit in their life, and not just on good days, if you know where to go then vail has powder 80% of the time

dude man up and get some ski length if you are good enough to be sponsered then you should know how to actually ski and should atleast be on some 170's but i would go a little longer if i were you

i dunno if you learn this in geometry or whatever but u can talk about how the shape of a ski is based on a hyperbolic equation and what the hell kind of geometry teacher gives a writing assignment?

its becoming a common disease

Have you ever seen a cow roaming in the wild? if it weren't for slaughterhouses and some asian countries the cow would be extinct, so thank god for meat eaters, they produce countless lives every day

yea theyre huge at my school, but there are only like three kids who actually figured them out, the rest cant do it or looked it up online

ive never actually written this paper but just say that like the shape of a ski is based on a parabolic equation which provides a smooth and fluid turn. and then right something about how like the bases of skis dont slide on snow because snow is an extremely abrasive surface which is why we use...

One time me and some of my friends were sitting at the side of a catwalk waiting for a kid, when this lady comes down in a huge snowplow and texas tuck and just screams at us "GET THE FUCK OFF THE CATWALK!!!!"

ummmm...i got in a fight with michelle parker and gave her a bloody nose....i dont know what that counts for, but it was pretty funny

well whatever,but vail mountain doesnt have anyone that i know of who skis without poles, maybe like a couple guys who do it sometimes, but thats all