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Bear with me...this one's worth it. There's a fly flying above a lake. And, there is a fish that sees the fly and says, 'When the fly goes down to the water, I'm going to jump out and eat the fly.' There is a bear that sees what's going on. The bear says, 'The fly will go down to the water...

Sorry Sam, Big Balls is a pretty sweet song, that wasn't a rip on your suggestion. I know that you just wanted to see what everyone else had to say freeskifro, I liked reading the other ideas. Good choice by the way.

'Your momma's so fat it takes two trips to haul ass.'

Not bad, I like the randomness of that one Sam. Plus anything with Ron Jeremy is hilarious.

Hey man, it's your self portrait. What song do YOU want there. This shouldn't be a question for anyone else.

Sorry to all the ladies out there.... Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: That's not the point, what they hell is she doing out of the kitchen?

...helmet.

I have the Banshee 9 from last year...it's a rockin' boot. Stiff enough to ski big mountain well and lay down some nice lines, but not too stiff for the park. They rocked Jackson Hole out of the box and they are keeping me happy in the midwest. for $199 you can't go wrong.

Bush is fine by me. what's funnier? midget porn or midget tossing?

I'm sure he can spell better than me too...

I bet he can still ski beter than Bawb :)

all dakines carry diagonally. this might work for ya. they are cheap at: www.sierratradingpost.com

He is not funny. refer to 'Jury Duty', 'Biodome', or any MTV spot he has ever been in.

I have used most bindings out there. The Look/Rossi are my choice (p12 with wide brake for you). They don't pre-release like Salomons I have tried, they don't break (I have seen many Salomons in the park broken), and they have a smaller footprint on the ski. Buy Look or Rossi. They are...

169 for you. That is a wider ski than most current park skis. You don't weigh that much. K2 would tell you 169 (or call and ask them). Don't get a bigger ski just 'because'. You will have way more fun on a 169.

Landing on your tails with your weight back causes your tips to slap the hard snow/ice. This is what makes tip fall off or delam. Don't land backseat.

As a patroller, this topic has come up with management....who we work for. We don't go looking for it, and we won't do anything if we smell it. However, we HAVE to ask people to get rid of it if they are smoking in the open or on a lift. If they found out I didn't do anything about it, and...

I spin left, but 180s spin right....weird.

Won't that hurt your ability to carve up a pipe?? Seems to me like it would.

Funny, except I've seen the real picture and the covers are off. It's amazing what you can do with photoshop.