Just for comparison, Gore-tex XCR 3-ply is 45,000mm waterproofness, and Gore-tex classic is 28,000mm waterproofness. So when people are shitting all over Siver's 5,000, you'd better believe it.
I've never seen a snowboarder wearing the "I am a Skier" shirt, but it'd be pretty funny for a skier to wear the "I am a Skiboarder" shirt, so I guess a snowboarder might find it funny. But would you ever see a skiboarder wearing a "I am a Snowboarder" shirt?
Get a Subaru. I don't care if you're thinking Mazda Tribute. When you roll the fucking thing in the ditch, make sure you count the Subaru's that haul ass past you.