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I'm very torn, sex is alot better but much shorter :|. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

So he purposfully swerved and ended up rolling you guys? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

Yup. They re-arranged my room to make more space, swept, mopped, and folded my clean laundry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

If you guys would just post 1/8 of a topic each i wouldn't have to spam to amuse myself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

I wish i was a girl, could have saved me some money :|. The dead for the win. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

bitch, you don't know me, you don't know me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

Nice, ya, looking for someplace to smoke my pot right now. Damn non smoking roomates *shakefist*. It's not like you cna just sit on your porch and smoke a bowl either :|. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

I've already done stuff with the new girl in question, most of the reason i ended the other. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

Hopefully that won't happen. But i would like to give her some time to recover, but it just wasn't working out :|. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

does it take so god damned long for anyone to post anything? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

goats go to hell. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

You only get to do one everyday for the rest of your life. Which? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

From what i can see there isn't one, other than mods wtf pwning you. P.S. I may be slightly bored. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

smokes up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

I had a pretty good time, went down and partyed with about 10 people playing asshole at my buddies apartment. Then i went back to my place with 4 girls and my roomate. We played some beirut and watched some futurama. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the...

After dumping a girl before you start dating one of her friends? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

Who do you want to win? who do you think will? I think the pats will take it, unless TO manages to come back strong by then. I can always hope for the eagles to win though. I was really going for the vikings, stupid moss and his injuries *shakefist*. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

Girls cleaning your room because it's 'Gross' for the win. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

lol! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

Of a happy face at the base of my shaft, what do you think? Then i could say,'hey wanna see my tatoo?' and then just bust it out. You all should fear. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'