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Not that hard. The real key to getting good jobs is knowing people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER

LOL, this is clearly a joke. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a dumbass. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER

Meet my friend period. I hope you two get along well. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER

When you don't care about people you can just use them and toss them away. But if you actually want to hang out with them in the future you can't just do what you want. I'm used to just going about girls in a business like fashion, you go, you go on dates, you get the legs open, you wait until...

got beat with some really nice hands tonight. once with rockets, twice with cowboys, 3 times with flushes, and the worst one i got beat with the high pair, flush draw, open ended straight. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and...

Drop some shrooms, smoke some pot to start the trip. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER

The scenarios made me laugh out loud, i love the anti-drug commericials lol. Omg don't smoke weed or you'll hit a girl on a tricycle lol. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER

poker>all ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER

This is what he said. A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent...

You're a fucking dumbass for driving you car into a ditch you dumb fuck. Stop being a whiney bitch and realize that your dad had a legitimate reason to punish you. Now suck it up for two weeks, then promise to be more careful in your driving after. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n...

The prices wouldn't skyrocket, look at amsterdam, like two grams for 10 euros(about 12-13 US). The weed is bad in amsterdam? Look at supply and demand, doubtful demand would go up much, supply would go up a ton. You think what's coming in now will just stop because it's legal? Government would...

Lol, i used to sound like that. Go do 30 mins of work a day for a week, get over it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER

How can you not prefer the tan curves that are latin women over white women? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER

Mostly talking about girls, but if the girls want to throw in their two cents feel free. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 888888888888888888888 888_888888 88888_88888 88___888888888___8888 88___888888888___8888 88___88_888_88___8888 88___8___8___8___8888 88___8___8___8___8888...

If it's a game of luck how did i get to the places i did? Twice? Luck is involved don't get me wrong. But, i gaurentee no matter the amount of money on the line, if you think poker is luck, i could take all of yours. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 888888888888888888888 888_888888...

You just have to count cards to win at blackjack. Whenever a low card goes on the table 1-7 You add a +1 count, whenever a jack or better comes on the table you have a -1 count. 8-9 are +0. Now you divide this count by the amount of decks that are left to deal to arrive at a "true" count. If...

but 5 times a day is just a little too tiring =| Like once or twice would be enough. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 888888888888888888888 888_888888 88888_88888 88___888888888___8888 88___888888888___8888 88___88_888_88___8888 88___8___8___8___8888 88___8___8___8___8888...

do your own homework bitch. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

it was a on campus tourney, i think maybe 100 kids showed up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'

Nice, was it abig tourney or a small one? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'this isn't a beer belly... it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'