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There is also the 'bucking bronco.' Again from doggy style (such a great position) stop ravaging her butt for a second to whisper in her ear that "I have syphyllis/AIDS/Herpes/anything" Now hold on tight until she bucks you off. If there is a visible clock in the room, bonus points for timing...

i love my whiskey and killing jews. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked...

What's the oldest you've slept with? 24 here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it...

make it stop omfg omfg omfg omfg ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill...

I think i've cried at some funerals and i think when my sister was in rehab, but i think that's it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes...

ahh, my surfing days. Great way to meet some people too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill...

I usually make all my phone calls on the shitter, solves multiple problems at once, i mean you have 5 mins to kill, why not make use of the time? Pissing is different though, they can hear that through the phone. Was pretty funny, the other day my friend heard the turd splash and was like,"what...

This doesn't mean necessarily drunk all the time. Probably 20% drunk 80% high, to clarify. Heh, it's funny, i still drive better than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such...

eh, once you do it enough you don't even notice the difference from sober. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume...

I would say probably 5% here, 1/20. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked...

why? two hot asians, and the only way they will have a threesome with you is if you put it in one of their butts. What do you do mr. parry? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard...

Usually go for the lubricated spermacided, usually lifestyles, although trojans work well. Ya, i tried a durex ultra thin and the thing ripped on me, never again. Good thing the college medical place has the day after pill. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the...

I have an extra one, sell her to you for 200 bucks. Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do...

well, my gf is on her period so... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too...

Why god did you make so many more of them than us? Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do...

just claim nothing, if you're making less than 7 grand a year you get it all back. Just write in 0's. Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill...

Some of the facts do make sense, i really didn't think dan brown went in depth enough with the character development. You should read angels and demons by him, much better. Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at...

I hope it's good. Looking forward to that and the sequal to eragon. Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would...

She has to work at 6 every morning, what can you do? Gotta let the woman sleep or she'll be all sorts of cranky. Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume...

Ouch over-masturbater, that really hurts my self-esteem. Don't be jealous just because your gf is lame/your hand. Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume...