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it's impossible for a half ginger like me to get a goggle tan. i get a goggle BURN BITCH

i got this neon orange and blue coat from my dad a couple of weeks ago, it's brighter than it seems in the picture but should i get a new one? it kinda makes me look gay in the park.

I feel like an idiot, but seriously, I don't want to feel like more of one during that day

i thought he was alive in jamaica

hah thats so cool

wut the fuck? dude u should turn that in as like a term paper. it would get an A for sure

hope for the best, like, 48 hours of comm service and therapy is best case scenario my uncle is a lawyer

SWEET im not poor anymore!!!

sorry about your cat man, feel the same way. my dog is like 16 which is like 90 sumthing in dog years, and shes kinda on her last paw. sorry man

i buried my dads condoms one time. there was a lot of yelling that night...

this was so long that i got bored and stopped reading it, but yeah it was incredibly helpfull, at least for the part i read

hat does not look that tight man

should i know of this person?

super badass man, i need to see more of this stuff

can we join if we dont have a stasche?

OBAMA YOU LIAR u make me cry

so, do they like, practice with eachother, thatd be kinda weird doin a striptease dance in a room with another dude. way weird

how am i sure that this isnt an ad for ppl to like, buy this shit? i was born with peach fuz on my lip, and im pretty sure everyone else was too

u make em go higher, thats what i did

have you got an offer of 131 yet?