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WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TO A PLATE FULL OF HOMEMADE PANCAKES.

whoa, amanda is definitely not a virgin. first duncan, then jeff, and then fred from fred's freeride... and that guy at the wzlx big air... and pat melvin... and... WHOA, SORRY, NOT PAT MELVIN...

Not a good idea. That would get soooo annoying. People post in pictures that are a few years old, because pictures stay in profiles, and don't die out like threads do. Plus, who wants to see that somebody else said 'rad pic, man...'? It would just get soo annoying, especially because so many...

My offer is still on the table.

''Sir, we meant absolutely nooo disrespect...'' ''I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!'' ''Dude, let's just go...'' ''THE SIGN SAYS NO ROLLERBLADING, NO SKATEBOARDING... IT SHOULD SAY NO SKIING!'' ''I'm just trying to explain to him that we didn't mean any harm...'' ''Well he knows, man, let's just...

I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!!! THIS STATUE REPRESENTS 9,000 DEAD CANADIANS!!!

That's 2.27% you stupid asshole!

Trade you your hoodie for your virginity, Steve.