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yeah ive been caught for drinking and smoking on the same night. now i just keep my bong and pipes at my friends house. she's a fuckin messy pack rat so her mom doesnt dare go into her room.

preforming oral sex acts on the male penis does not taste good and never will taste good. neither do your little men. yuck

ha schoolio is tight. havent had any h-work so far. its basically kindergarden all over again

yeah its not for like another month but its best to get your costumes early!! what is everyone going to be for halloween? im thinking a pirate, or maybe a cop . you?

why do u wanna know that?

some little shit at my school has the first one and i dont really like it. but i realllly like that second one for sure

chris crocker is a news reporter for kxly channel 4 news in spokane bahahahaha

i've listened to it before on a cd in the car on a road trip and i must say that it is the biggest pile of bullshit i think i have ever heard. " if you think about being wealthy and losing weight, you will wake up the next morning 30 lbs lighter and 30 g's richer. umm fuck that shit

holy fuck i love mickey's. they have THE best fuckin salads and fries. holy shit

yea i got a $1080 ticket as well. FUCK THE MOTHER FUCKIN POLICE!

i prefer mustard?

what the fuck? are you insane? why? how? omg why?

poop sandwiches rock my socks

i want my ass pierced

haha BHAAA haha bhyahahahahahahahahahahaha that was soooo fuggen funny buahahahshakjydrwe785r9efn5treu werhekj fuck yuou

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knife hits fuckkkk u uppp

nah dude your board is in my room

why would u come to ns for that shit? go to the ER

argggggggggggggg no fair