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    ever have sex with your skis?

    whoa turbo. slow down. i am just trying to have some fun. whats your problem? i mean least i have support from that one guy. i don't like swearing either. and i happen to be really good friends with a homo. really good friends burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT...
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    ever have sex with your skis?

    hey scott are you a dumb ass sick little freak. i mean what idiot would explain the moves of getting jiggy with skis. what kind a loser is this. maybe you should post this on some other forum too..who in gods name do you think you are? damn homo burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me...
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    ever have sex with your skis?

    ok good thing you brought that up scott. i just got done testing it out and surprisingly its not too hard...it takes a while to get the ski in a good mood though..you know you have to rub the rusted edges and bathe the bases in smooth wax.... these are the steps: 1. call up your local...
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    ever have sex with your skis?

    well ok i will confess..it was actually myself who said it...maybe the wind was blowing hard when i was on the chairlift by myself..i guess its hard to remember because i always ski bymyself...well sometimes with my other self. but he only comes to watch. burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they...
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    When I was little....

    WOODY WOOD PECKER.......OH YEA BABY! burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
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    Girls are the root of all Evil

    girls aren't evil usually. don't generalize on girls either. that is bad. that would be like a girl saying all guys are bad.....because then if she said that to your face ...i am positive you would disagree. soooooooooooooooo don't make misconceptions....girls rock! add up all your hate, all...
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    ever have sex with your skis?

    kinda curious. some kid told me on the hill last year that he fell deeply in love with his oakley goggles and then came the skis. i guess its ok too, because my very own pair of twinnies turn me on...so i guess its acceptable... prins was that you? burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make...
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    Shrab brothers

    double=bad if you suck at skiing add up all your hate, all your anger, all of your frustration and multiply it by 17. i am a little boy
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    4 phillipes?

    who really cares..... plus his name isn't phil. the other three are...umm yeti your dumb add up all your hate, all your anger, all of your frustration and multiply it by 17. i am a little boy
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    Shrab brothers

    yea these guys are pretty frat. i mean they complained about a landing on michigan terrain. add up all your hate, all your anger, all of your frustration and multiply it by 17. i am a little boy
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    Who is Sarah Burke?

    yea the bus thing was amazing. it was the last day in whistler for me and i was going to launch the table and just start flipping and spinning as hard as i could. then she told me not too. she's brilliant! add up all your hate, all your anger, all of your frustration and multiply it by 17. i...
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    Who is Sarah Burke?

    she saved my life add up all your hate, all your anger, all of your frustration and multiply it by 17. i am a little boy
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    Pick Up Chicks

    to get some of the really hot girls around my town you have to drive a lexus and smoke pot add up all your hate, all your anger, all of your frustration and multiply it by 17. i am a little boy
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    CR Johnson at Core Games

    md told me it was a fakie 900. i think be polite, only post ski related topics, never have fun, always wear thongs. the pink thong revolution for life!
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    Names and Whatnot

    there is no such thing as going switch on skis unless you are vinny dorion. he is the only guy allowed to use the term. everything else is just fakie. be polite, only post ski related topics, never have fun, always wear thongs. the pink thong revolution for life!
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    Michigan - where to go?

    no my mom isn't a park. i am hurt paully. y do you always have to do this to me. meanie! be polite, only post ski related topics, never have fun, always wear thongs. the pink thong revolution for life!
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    Kids to watch out for next year

    jeff thomas is getting really good and flowy. be polite, only post ski related topics, never have fun, always wear thongs. the pink thong revolution for life!
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    Michigan - where to go?

    best park in the midwest will be at boyne highlands. probably best maintained pipe in all of eastern north america......and i promise that! give me holler when you come up. my addy is mdwst_freeskier@hotmail.com. we will hook up and ski. talk to you then bud, scott be polite, only post ski...
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    i am dreadfully sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ok i am going to stop now with all the bad posts. i figured out that people are getting super pissed off from me. i do need to calm down too.. seriously i freak out on here sometimes. drew is stopping too. your site is back bro's. sorry about the shit we post!!! thanks, scott be polite, only...
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    sacrafice life for skiing

    yea for sure midwest jibber. i ski at the boyne highlands area pretty much everyday. you should stop bye if you already haven't and we will rip it up together! order in the court, scott be polite, only post ski related topics, never have fun, always wear thongs. the pink thong revolution for...
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