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I was farva and my friend (robtheslobonacob) tries to be homless but ended up lookign more like the bear fucker from super troopers. And yes i did chug some syrup and ask the lunch ladies for a liter of cola.

Somtihng to do if your driving somewhere is get a loud air horn the portable ones and blow it at people who are walking or somtihng, i did it to 3 girls and one of them fell over it was funny as shit. You get all sorrta reatcions out of people.

For senior Halloween at school i was farva form super troopers, i did some syrup chuging, even tho its not farva that does it in the movie, my farts still smell like maple.

HAhahaha Tyrone: im bout to superman that hoe tonight Jamal: nigga, you done gone ruined your sheets then Tyrone: its worth it when i see her get up with a sheet cape on her back.

My fastest was building a uprail compleatly sturdy in 45 minets then another 15 to attach the 4 pvc pipes to it.

The blue 1260s are sick i still have mine. pimp shit.

stutinnnnnn like ma daddy

Thats cool because on 12/12/12 im throing a raging party for my birthay its gonan be tits.

Lifted trucks are bad ass, wish they had lifts for 05 dakotas

8 6 0 bitches

i broke a fire hydrent, and yea warter wouldent stop coming out

wow he fell more vert then my local hill and, he has al ogner run to haha, looked pretty rough.

i watched the wow southpark at work today good shit... "MOM, more hot pocket!"

Ive had a small piece of glass from a 1985 f 350, that my friend rolled in the woods, stuck in my finger still and it was a while ago no infenctions it just really hurts if somthing pokes my finger the wrong way, its kinda wierd, so if its not that bad you could leave it in there i would say.

Im from burlington, i was friends with one of the kids, and there are way to many kids dieing from my school too less then a month ago another friend died jetskiing, and in the past 3 year about 7 kids died that go or used to go to my school.

aww fuck i owned my self

I was drinkin behind the library one time and right after i crack a brew officer dick (his real name) pulls up and says "i know you kids ant checking out books at this hour", i was i on the driver side and he was o nthe passenger side, so i told my friedn to tell him were returning them, but he...

we ride bikes cult

I had the orange one it was pretty good.