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We read that. I stole the book and plan to shoot it into a billion little pieces, but I got a B+ on the test.

You find an extremely long forceps. The tape comes on saying the key is embedded well up your ass. There, you keep your manhood at the price of your dignity. How about the crossbow dildo one in Scary Movie 4?

Forks have been used twice now. Some people were gonna put his car on blocks, I want to get it with post its, are those harmless? I've been through the searchbar stuff but I can't find stuff I would consider doing to one of my teachers.

You are in the middle of a large room. Your body is chained to the ground but all your limbs are free. A spike plate the size of your body is slowly descending upon you. The rest of the room is safe with a door in the corner. The key to the chains sits just out of your reach. There is a saw on...

5 reasons this thread makes me want to die: 1.) I play the trombone. 2.) Appearently choosing to not watch 2 girls 1 cup does no ensure my not being exposed to its horrors. 3.) At least one person considers it enlightening to watch whores eat shit. 4.)I may have to wear a bowtie. 5.)I play...

There are more important things to be good at... I feel like I'm the only 17 year old on this site who's never even been close to drunk.

I go every six months and you should see my bill if I totaled it for 3 years. That's like a years worth for me, and I brush and floss per recommendations. Then again coke is an acceptable chrome cleaner, and can remove the finish from a car and clean batter terminals. Whats a coupla teeth for...

I guess made for TV is really a dumb statement to make. Its all made for TV.

SO recently I've found myself staring into space. Not like dozing off, but I lose focus of what I'm watching, and am suddenly focused on something farther away, or a point between me and what I was watching that doesn't exist anymore. The best name I can give it is eye strain. I'm 90% sure its...

You don't have a choice. I can actually see where you're coming from though. I quoted it because its an interesting point. People wanted it but don't have to use it now. You still have to go to the profile to see it, and while it will serve purposes it doesn't benefit everybody.

As I type this, a voice on the Discovery Science channel is telling me that I will almost certainly die of bird flu. I guess, since they want it to be, all the talk about H5N1 is back. Thoughts? I have one thought. I can't stand how all the stuff on those channels, History, Discovery, Science...

Somebody should post a list of sites known to be legit, known to to be shitty, etc, but I'm lazy so I'll do this little mini one. In the process I will miss a few and get e-yelled at for it. Oh well. Last I checked all the following sites were mad legit. Al's Ski Barn aka untracked.com...

Yeah so I'm about to go duck hunting because I haven't even though about skiing yet. Maybe I will if it gets below 80 one day and we can actually get a frost overnight. It's 5:40, 75 already, and raining out.

Agreed. I think its a good versatile ski at the price point, but it is not that great.

Easy one. The karma system, is it instant? Meaning, if a guy goes on some sort or rampage, will his karma instantly drop or will it go through the floor the next day?

It should play into a person getting banned, but should not become the next n word. Any number of things have to happen to ban somebody, and excessive use of that phrase would be something mods could make note of. On it's own its not that bad, especially if its used once where its called for.

Oh yeah, before Move to Canada, vote for Hillary

Meet George Bush, and piss on him Take a dumb in the oval office Move to Canada

Coming from a junior with no game at all, also on NS too much: At your age, its gonna seem weird. You won't like the reaction you get from your friends, etc. As you get older that stuff matters less. Shit my parents are 9 years apart, any idea how weird that would have been in HS? Thats like...

You really have to do this stuff to appreciate it, applies across the board.