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The whole 3rd world poverty thing is the biggest smoke show in the world. I've talked with actual dudes from crazy countries in Africa (they were taxi drivers in Fort McMurray). They say they can't grow their own food. If a police officer/soldier sees you scratching the ground with a hoe, you...

That's rad. you could do the same thing with bitches.

I could enrich uranium with nothing more than a piece of waxed paper and two tea bags.

clears are for white/silver cars. Blackouts are for ...wait for it ...black cars. Clears on a red car is hardcore gay. Like wearing a tuxedo with jogging pants. fuckin ricer.

the force is strong with this one. I remember the days when a 26 was like a whole shitload of booze. I can understand that you wanna protect your investment. The best hiding place is the wallz, brah. But you gotta go all Bob Villa to get in them. Bear with me. Take a screwdriver and unscrew the...

you're bitches because we're all going to have hot steamy bumsex in the fryer where the legendary fries are made.

Oh yeah. I'm so pumped. I just sodomized the vacuum cleaner.

he was laughing at you. way to go. murderer.

A guy should be allowed to marry his cousin if she's reasonably hot. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' -221 nigga4life on green christmases: 10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real stacken Gs niggaz

trying to perform oral sex on a wolley mammoth would be a one-way ticket to death. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' -221 nigga4life on green christmases: 10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real stacken Gs...

they'll just huff some oven cleaner tonight and forget all about it. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' -221 nigga4life on green christmases: 10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real stacken Gs niggaz

get a 1982 chev impala 4 door and rock the reservation. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' -221 nigga4life on green christmases: 10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real stacken Gs niggaz

steal a pig. fuck it then sell it, you should be able to satisfy your urges and make a cool $300. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' -221 nigga4life on green christmases: 10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo...

exactly. take me for example. I was frustrated with how difficult it was to obtain weapons of mass destruction in north america, so I started a company. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to get plutonium around here and people will always need WMD. find you niche and fill it...

archimedes is spinning in his grave. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' -221 nigga4life on green christmases: 10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real stacken Gs niggaz

I'd renounce, then return the next day with a machine gun in one hand, a flamethrower in the other and a plastic bag full of airplane glue duct taped to my head and show those jesus freaks what fanaticism really is. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a...

the candiru blows that shitty thing out of the water. Its a tiny Amazonian catfish that swims up your urethra when you pee in the water. Then it gets caught in there by its dorsal spines and becomes septic... ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty...

tell her she needs to get laid. Then give her directions to your friends house and tell her to show up wearing saran wrap. THAT is a true friend. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' -221 nigga4life on green...

was bob ross that dude with the big afro that painted shit? ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' -221 nigga4life on green christmases: 10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real stacken Gs niggaz i got a white...

I finally got spancerd. I'm on the Canada Employment Insurance ski team. I get $1400 a month for the next 36 weeks to not work. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' -221 nigga4life on green christmases: 10...