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  1. ChrisMercer

    FUCK THE HOE-LICE. 16 Year old taserd 19 TIMES, after sustaining broken back. AFTER.

    story doesn't add up...... 1. They down played the falling off the bridge thing quite a bit. Who falls off bridges onto highways!? The family is clearly hiding that the kid was suicidal. He jumped off that bridge. I don't know anyone that just falls off of high traffic bridges. Being on drugs...
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    Man breaks record with .49 on Breathalyzer

    maybe he just took a drink while he was driving or something. we did this at a party and if you had strong liqour still in your mouth you could get extremely high numbers.
  3. ChrisMercer

    Learning to drive a manual

    word. i used to go to a huge parking lot and play around. you learn how to do the e-brake slide and just get comfortable moving through the gears. at first i used to fuck up and I'd mean to put it in 3rd and accidentally put it in 5th and it'd stall out. spend time in a parking lot working on...
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    Stealing skis or board at the hill

    i'm gonna be honest, i've jacked rental poles from gaypers. but after the first pair i yanked i just replace their poles with my bent up ones. thanks christy sports, poles are expensive. aside from christy sports poles, i've never taken anything.....its just bad karma. you steal some skis then...
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    Learning to drive a manual

    taught a kid in 10 minutes the other day. give her a little gas roughly 1.5k rpms, then slowly release the clutch out. once it begins to catch give her a little more gas, 2k rpm or so.....and just slowly release the clutch out.....after doing it for a week or so you should be able to do it...
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    Question: What Type Of Music Do You Masturbate To?

    i think every guy has whacked it to this song. you grab a beer, turn on the xbox, rub one out real quick, then shoot some people in the face.
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    Things that you always thought until someone told you that your life was a lie

    i used to say pumpkin; punkin. i used to think mashed potatoes were gross until my dad told me they were mashed french fries. when i was in elemantary school i thought i was really hairy and weird for having pubes in 4th grade. i used to think you could only catch an STD from a hooker, then i...
  8. ChrisMercer

    Things that you always thought until someone told you that your life was a lie

    when i was a kid i thought car pools were El Caminos I never understood why people didn't have them filled up in the summer time.
  9. ChrisMercer

    Help name my new Cat!!!!

    chocolate love. CL for short.
  10. ChrisMercer

    Smart man but his music sucks

    oh wow....was not expecting it to be that bad. read the comments.....those people love it.
  11. ChrisMercer

    Random Songs Vanishing From Itunes

    this happens to me as well. it's odd they always seem to be the largest songs on the albums as well.
  12. ChrisMercer

    You WILL LOVE these songs. (baller).

    Jay-Z & Weezer - Say It Ain't December 4th (Mash Up):
  13. ChrisMercer

    You WILL LOVE these songs. (baller).

    The Beatles & Black Eyed Peas & Ludacris - Black Beatles
  14. ChrisMercer

    If you're bored, give me some constructive critisism on a little video

    its shows. the panning/cutting was terrible. i thought it was my internet skipping so i watched it again. i don't know what you wanted us to say towards an evaluation: "sweet video of nothing interesting and shotty camera work"? if you're filming nothing, then i am going to focus on your...
  15. ChrisMercer

    New indoor ski area in New jersey

    i see business going well. they should've had it for colorado. I would gladly ski at an indoor park that was closer than the mountains, as long as it wasn't extremely crowded. Especially in the summer, i hate getting back on my skis and feeling sketchy doing 270's and all that shit. Also it...
  16. ChrisMercer

    WANTED

    word i was blacked out and hated it. I guess I ended up telling my friend it sucked really loudly and walked out, then walked home. All I remember was being pissed that the actors were talking, the lines were just terrible. Actions was decent.....but just a terrible story.
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