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    Mogul Skiers

    I like rippin' the bumps, but we don't have a moguls course. If my penis was as short as yours and I was posting naked pictures of myself like you are, I'd photoshop it too. That goes out to all my homies who scream 'photoshop!' every time a cool pic comes along.
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    skim boarding!

    Sign me up though if I qualify If my penis was as short as yours and I was posting naked pictures of myself like you are, I'd photoshop it too. That goes out to all my homies who scream 'photoshop!' every time a cool pic comes along.
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    skim boarding!

    Skimming is sweet. Since I'm landlocked, I'm reduced to skimming in a pool with a body board, but it helps imensely with balance for other sports, but it's also very hard to throw down anything considering that there are no waves and you sink unless you have one big-ass board. If my penis was...
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    easier?....excuses

    It's just more trash talking BS. 'Easy' is all in mental perception and how your body deals with the forces that are applied to it. For some people, skiing is harder, for others, boarding is harder. But 'easy' is a completely nebulous and bullcrap term. If my penis was as short as yours and I...
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    working out

    Work, cut back on my food intake when I'm just sitting around, medium distance bike rides (20+ miles a day) and swimming. Also a good time for chasing scantily clad chicks. If my penis was as short as yours and I was posting naked pictures of myself like you are, I'd photoshop it too. That...
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    All this stupid shit.

    You're right. I apologize. I just get riled up when people come and say stupid things for absolutely no reason. If my penis was as short as yours and I was posting naked pictures of myself like you are, I'd photoshop it too. That goes out to all my homies who scream 'photoshop!' every time a...
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    All this stupid shit.

    Well, I think we can safely catigorize you, estaked, in the stupid fucks category. This whole post was aimed at the 4 page thread started by the origional and leader of all stupid fucks, snowboardrulz. You could have been tollerant of a little introspection, but instead, you chose to shoot your...
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    All this stupid shit.

    You know what the skier/boarder/blader/free-heeler war comes down to? Either you're chill or not. Either you can respect your fellow snowriders for their skill, or you're a stupid fool who wants to hate every person who has something different strapped to their feet. So be chill and respect your...
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    gay shop guys

    There are lots of gay shop dudes. I can't figure out where people find good ones. Every single person at my shop is heterophobic. If my penis was as short as yours and I was posting naked pictures of myself like you are, I'd photoshop it too. That goes out to all my homies who scream...
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    Bode Miller on Atomic

    Uh Bakerboy, It's all skiing. If it's interesting and it's actually an intelligent topic, I'll take what I can get. If my penis was as short as yours and I was posting naked pictures of myself like you are, I'd photoshop it too. That goes out to all my homies who scream 'photoshop!' every...
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    favorite company

    Dyna If my penis was as short as yours and I was posting naked pictures of myself like you are, I'd photoshop it too. That goes out to all my homies who scream 'photoshop!' every time a cool pic comes along.
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    hahah biatches....

    BTW all you shits who say racers don't know what it is to catch air or whatever. Are you aware that they fly upwards of 50 yards (that's 150 feet for the mathmatically challenged) on some courses? On the same vein. Racers, are you aware that a newschooler swept the GS, Slalom, and Downhill at...
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    XS energy drink

    I've seen their stuff around, but I've never tried it. I'd check ingredients against something you know works for you if you're looking for serious kick. If my penis was as short as yours and I was posting naked pictures of myself like you are, I'd photoshop it too. That goes out to all my...
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    Bode Miller on Atomic

    I think a good part of it was that Atomic puts a lot of guys on the podium. I know it's mostly the athlete, but look at how many guys are winning on Atomics. They make some sick skis. If my penis was as short as yours and I was posting naked pictures of myself like you are, I'd photoshop it...
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    need a clue

    Take a binding toe piece, or maybe your tuning kit if you have one. You could get in trouble for taking in one of those p12 heelpieces. I'm suing Dynastar for sodomy BTW if anybody wants to jump on the bandwagon. I was violated by their look heelpiece. If my penis was as short as yours and I...
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    dynastar warranty

    I don't care who it is. They won't touch that shit. Even if they would actually warranty them this long after purchase, you wouldn't get TMs. They'd probably turn the warehouse upside-down looking for snaps and send you a pair of those. Their warranty isn't that great, but then again, they're on...
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    hahah biatches....

    ^^^ You hit the nail on the head Hef. The problem is that he is jerking himself off instead of his pet monkey like I told him to. And midwest, if you're pulling all this shit like 7s and crap, wouldn't you need a pair of park skis for that? So whether you like it or not, you're still technically...
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    I'm 10 and can huck corked 9's off of 50 foot tables!!

    Dude, like, homie, like, just be chill, and go take care of that monkey before he jumps your ass and satisfies himself his way.
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    hahah biatches....

    Have you guys once again abandoned your poor pet monkeys and left them with raging hard-ons? Go suck them off already and stop posting stupid shit like this. I've heard of dead horse topics, but this one is so dead and beaten that there's nothing left of it.
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    Your Local Mountain

    Obergatlinburg in Gatlinburg TN. Gburg represent.
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