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i guess what im asking is if anyone has any free time, can you please write me a sonnet. it is due tomorrow and i have nothing.

yeah, iambic pentameter...

my friend signed for his girlfriends cell phone cuz she wasnt 18 and he was. well they broke up after 3 years, and she just stuck it to him with a 2600 dollar bill because they broke up after the last bill then he cancelled the account mid way through this one. so they didnt turn off the phone...

heres the problem. i can sit and write an essay for hours on some ramdom ass bullshit topic, but when it comes down to it, i cannot write when its actually something that will be graded. i have to write a sonnet. you know, a poem. 14 lines 10 syllables per line. and it has to follow a rhyme...

this sunday for the slopes, then they are putting a park on the tubing hill with a magic carpet

yes i heard the pop. yes, i could walk on it. very very painfully. i walked on it for about a week before getting it checked cuz i just thought i tweaked it. i got a brace that kept my leg straight so i couldnt bend it. it helped a lot for walking

if only it were a wallpaper

there is another one where he was like "taking the whopper out of the hood is like takin bobby brown off crack"

im sure plenty of you have seen this but for those who have not, enjoy.

she is 37 years old, her daughter is 16 and is also hot as hell

ok i get the original joke...but why take the f out of free if the "ree" isnt repeated in the answer?

im more of a laura 01 and aria 022 fan

me myself and irene?

anyone do it?

yeah, but a newer mustang, and just the outlines, kinda cartoonish...

could anyone possibly do this?

its going to be made into a decal.

oh, and if you could, make the car a mustang.