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    Crazy Long Chairlift Stop Today

    Today we were midway up the chair when it stopped. Now this lift is cursed and stops a lot due to machine problems despite being a brand new state-of-the-art lift... Anyway the lift stops and I'm thinking 'classic Swifty' but the Russian family with us on the chair is jabbering away in Russian...
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    Who's gotten the most chocolate medals?

    Birk Irving just got 4th for what seems like the millionth time ever. He always gets fourth. Does anybody know who takes the gold when it comes to the number of fourth place finishes?
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    Nothing is more clout than this

    Rose Gold Ti-84 Plus CE My brother thinks his fancy calculator has more clout than my trusty Rose Gold TI-84 Plus CE. Prove him wrong.
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    How to stop landing flatspins backseat?

    I learned flat 3 and 5 last year. By the end of the season I could land them nearly 100% consistently, but after doing a lot of tramp and water flatspins this summer, I cannot seem to land my flat 3s on park jumps now. I just land so backseat. Like i would land fine on a flat landing but park...
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    NS Dark Mode

    Any plans/history/options for something to ease the eye strain for those late night shitposting sessions?
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    Copper Park Reopen

    Will the main park be open tomorrow after closing for Dew Tour?
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    Holiday Gift Lists

    What sorts of things are yall looking to get this holiday season? I'm having a really hard time coming up with things that aren't grocery store gift cards.
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    I sinned big time today

    I switch pizza'd into a feature twice... Stone me **This thread was edited on Nov 26th 2021 at 12:21:45am
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    I need immediate help!!

    I was using a plate as a lid for a pan and now it's stuck on!! With my grilled cheese stuck inside ? How can i get the plate off, its stuck firm **This thread was edited on Nov 20th 2021 at 1:59:13pm
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    Global Warming has Decimated Winters

    It's 2042, and global warming has decimated winters on Earth. The few number of remaining snow patches and glaciers are literred with old park rats who refused to give up because, hey, skiing on dry surfaces (inspired by zootspace ix) is the latest trend. SpaceX announces that it will partner...
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    Ski Cores

    As much as I'm really into composites and materials, and also ski gear, I know pretty much nothing about wood especially as it pertains to cores. What are the different common (and maybe not so common) layups as far as cores go? What materials exhibit certain desired properties and what do most...
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    RMU Rippah?

    We all love Ethan Swadburg and Ben Smith, but I haven't seen anyone mention these skis. They website is pretty limited on info about them, but they are $500 which is pretty good considering how pricy RMU tends to be. Anyone here ride them?
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    Building a Winch from a Coleman Minibike

    Has anyone attempted this before? My friend offered me his Coleman minibike for 100 bucks and I was to convert it into an urban winch. The motor makes about 6.5 horsepower and I was thinking about replacing the rear wheel with a spool and wakeboard rope. Rebuild the frame to let it dig into the...
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    The Bunch Ecofriendly Plan 2022

    Bicycles are 3 times more efficient than walking, 15 times more efficient than trains, and 40-80 times more efficient than cars.
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    Shyhim_Unicorn Best Instagram Stories

    They really do be poppin off today, but he usually has some great memes posted up. Killer skier and humorous
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    Park Skis New or Used?

    Just found some one-season old Edollos with Pivots for $650 which seems like a good deal to me. But I also want to check out the new Mangos. Or find some older Magnuses. The problem I'm faced with is new skis cost more especially with bindings. Used skis, especially park skis, might have hidden...
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    Swerviest Movies

    What's swervier than snowboarding? What are some of the best snowboarding movies to inspire our skiing? Or filmmaking? Snowboarders may be inferior (except abortionator), but great art draws inspiration from even the darkest of places. I've been getting stoked on ski flicks but would like to...
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    Love You Too

    Love full urban movies like this, we need more of them. I especially love how creative pretty much every shot was. I was coming up with a list of specific tricks I liked but it ended up being the whole movie so if you haven't seen it, go watch it!!
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    The Perfect Golf Shot

    What is the perfect golf shot to you? Is it the calculated long-distance putt, absolute bomber of a slight fade drive, or the perfect 58° flop onto the green? For me personally, I'll take whatever ends up in a favorable position aha, but those best satisfying hits are most certainly what bring...
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    Which came first the monkey or the ape?

    Serious question pls educate me
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