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    IMPORTANT for you comming to whistler

    it's phucking hot... like sweet-sack of balls hot... and will be for your whole visit... bring sun screen for me, i'm almost out, ... and a bag of apples
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    Whistler in july

    i've been sculpting my guns and doing cock push-ups to get ready. get some tuck tape for your ass hanlen
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    Shaun harlon badest mother fucker this side of pluto

    you two smelly a-holes aren't welcome to stay on my couch agian... thats for sure! last time you did, you almost lost your virginity.
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    What the hell do you halifaxinians do?

    you should probly know, it's haligonians... the g is soft; as in yogging
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    Ladies and gentlemen I have an urgent and important announcement:

    dear yon; you smell like cat piss, most of the time. your friend, d-bot
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    Ladies and gentlemen I have an urgent and important announcement:

    i'll be pretty dissapointed if you don't make it. i've turned down my spot on our trip to luga seca (cali) for the moto GP race, because it conflicts... i said it before, skis are for winter; bring your bike...
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    Ladies and gentlemen I have an urgent and important announcement:

    i can jardly contain my self. i think your visit will line up with crankworx, and we will jarty. duncan may even make an apearance... you may remember him from such accidents as 'broken fibula' and 'specialized tires; the silent killer'
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    Nooooooo!

    i could just put mine in his face agian
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    Nooooooo!

    i'll take shugar too, bring her along. duncan is planning to be here for three weeks around crankworx... july 22-->30. bring your bike, spare parts (bike and body), and maybe a drinking cap. yoit and foster... stop mastubaiting to garath's fugly and send the pictures. davisenglish@hotmail.com
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    Nooooooo!

    it's really too bad you didn't make it thor... you bring a certain style and physique to the table on such trips. a mature, non-bias aproach, if you will. you would have kept us all in check, and been the voice of reason when foster lead us a-stray. i had a heck of a time getting that tuck tape...
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    Ifullrwasagirl.com

    you couldn't buy boobs that nice if you wanted to!
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    Nooooooo!

    hahhahaa, i'd remember that ass anywhere... what a yarty!
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    Nooooooo!

    come on yoit... send the damn pictures
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    WSSF

    ya, it's the same shit year in and year out... i think next year i may pedal into the mountains and hide for a week
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    Nooooooo!

    ya, send all your shots to me soon, so i can start to put the pieces of my life, and teeth, back together
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    Nooooooo!

    foster, are you missing anything?... like maybe your pants? i'm missing a few things... like any memory from friday afternoon till this monrning sometime, a little bit of my front tooth, several hours of sleep and a few hundred dollars...
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    Nooooooo!

    and one bag of apples.
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    Nooooooo!

    i've been trying to prepare; but how does one prepare for an event like this?... bail funds have been set aside, booze has been stocked, and a-holes have been taped shut to block john's attempts... but prepared, i am not.
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    Jib Masters team slopestyle at Wentworth

    i really wish i could be home for events like these. big props to thor, jj, robin, wentworth and whoever else was in on the making of glory-town, and to all who will make this event go off. i'd really appreciate pictures of the park and the competition, ie: drinking before, during, and after...
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    Jib Masters team slopestyle at Wentworth

    team sit-ski still has openings... if i can't fill them i'll just fill a spot on jodi, i mean jodi's team.
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