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  1. flatlander08

    How to grind a rail?

    if your going to crash.. dont jam your skipoles down and try and save yourself... just crash and accept the pain that is coming. Or your going to break your thumb/s with the quickness. so many noobs, try and save themselves by correcting themselfs with skipoles... its too late... your done already.
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    Strange incident at killington.. is my friend lying?

    last year my friend was up at Killington skiing around... when ski patrol stopped him, told him he was skiing way too fast... made him go into the lodge or some building and watch a 45minute long movie about skier safety. If he didnt they would pull his pass. This year... he doesnt wants to go...
  3. flatlander08

    ever have sex with your skis?

    I jizzed inside my new Tecnica Agent Ski Boots... just incase they get stolen, they have dna of me raping them good.
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    WTF do I do?

    train for when you do come back...then you will be able to tear ish up... thats what I am doing since I live in the lamest state for skiing: South Carolina.
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    Its Not Guitar Hero!

    ^ links?
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    Super Bowl

    whats the vegas odds on seeing some titties at half time?
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    WTF do I do?

    may I suggest... porn.
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    You know when you see a cutie on the hill you start to mack it, until you get back in the lodge and she takes off her stuff...

    yup.. we call em glazers... cause the only thing good that you can confirm is her lips are built for one thing. Or alteast the one thing thats on your mind..laugh.
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    What should I do with my life?

    go work for a cruise line... you are basically slave labor... but you make tons of bank and get to see the world. When I was on my cruise to Alaska... it was all 22 year olds and under working on the ship...from all over the world... Romania, Checz, Russia, bomb ass girls too. Dont think you...
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    Clown school

    delicious, I order one everytime I have mexican. oh... and great rails, there son.
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    What's the ghetto-est party you've ever been to/had?

    ghetto-est party was here in SC for my friend who was going away to Iraq. He is married to the laziest piece-of-shit girl I ever met. Down here in South Carolina, when people say they are having a BBQ, its usually an awesome party with plenty of food and alcohol....Chicken, ribs, wings, kegs...
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    List of the greatest movies that always get overlooked

    Boiler Room Boogie Nights - hurray for 70's pron Run Lola Run - if you like techno... this is a must movie. Doom Generation- this is a totally fucked movie, you been warned. A Clockwork Orange - for me its mainstream, but way worth it. Henry - Portrait of a Serial Killer ( hard to find...
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    Songs that ruined segments for you

    Almost every song in the video game Freak Out - Extreme Freeride, sucks. I gotta set options to no music, login to Sirius and play Faction, then restart the game.
  14. flatlander08

    Sports Stadium Song

    boston sucks. nothing more to see... click your back button.
  15. flatlander08

    Updating my oldschool bindings.

    alright... I cleaned out a bunch of gunk and was able to twist down the binding more... so my ski boots now fit. My only concern is that the dead center hash on my boots is about 1cm forward now... I dont think this should make a big difference... I got 188 skies. what you think? anyone.
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    Updating my oldschool bindings.

    Well I compared the length of my old boots to these.. and these new boots are shorter... so then I tried cranking the back binding forward.. but it can only go so far... so wouldnt I have to have them re installed. right? Plus if I get a plate.. wouldnt I have to too.. right? Or am I wrong? I...
  17. flatlander08

    I Kanged myself in the spine!

    I hear ya... but yea I did them just as those pictures show... just never knew it was called a kang... I just thought it was a styled grab. So I keep the one leg straight.. and be proud I stomped a kang... laugh. Now I got another buzzword to brag about... well.. not really. laugh.
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    I Kanged myself in the spine!

    so a grab by the bindings on one ski is a Kang. geez... I done that a billion times... never thought it had a name.. but... a ski "grab". laugh!
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    I Kanged myself in the spine!

    what the hell is a Kang? sounds like a backscratcher. Pics, videos.?
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    Glen Plake

    I met him at Ski Barn the day I was purchasing my Salomon Force 9 rear entry ski boots... the same boots he gave his seal of approval on in some ads. Rear Entry was huge at this time. While I was trying them on he walked in... his mohawk was down.. but I knew it was him. I was in shock, what...
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