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really? you sure? I coulda swore it was snoogleberries.

second that motion I used to put little balls of paper up one of my nostrils, pllug the other one, and shoot them at girls I had crushes on in class....Needless to say, I didn't get laid too much. but thats all changed now, Now I blow them at the ugly girls and the hot ones come runnin. yeah.

I ain't done with you yet asshole. ball kicks seem in order right about now

you like the crusty ones or the runny ones more?

really? maybe Ill get on that...but I just got here, I really don't need another one. why isn't it snowing yet?

. I am going to kill you.

it does make sense..read it like a one sided conversation. and i ain't goin anywhere..grow a sence of humour, or as I like to call it..a penis.

im here all week

Im your man. what are you looking for specifically? rails, I know almost al of them, it's what I did every night, goin around lookin for rails. Theres some sweet ones beside the alexandria bridge, carleton U, Hogsback, and some really sweet ones are right on Carling, just before DOws lake coming...

snoggleberries taste like snoogleberries....funniest movie ever........where's the bathroom?........mmmmmm......only once?..ok......no..no....left......ow..wrong hole.....what?....uhhh......Joe?....ow!.sorry!....I mean you're my daddy!....Elton!...again?......ELTON!!....but...thats not your...

Three? thats nothin..snoggleberries taste like snoogleberries....funniest movie ever........where's the bathroom?........mmmmmm......only once?..ok......no..no....left......ow..wrong hole.....what?....uhhh......Joe?....ow!.sorry!....you're my daddy!....Elton!...again?......ELTON!!....but...thats...

a phez? .....man, I really can't figure that out. wanna shimmy shimmy?

downloading (to a toilet) and fat marks...what are fat marks? are they like stretch marks? cause I live with 7 girls all over 170..and the only marks they have are stretch marks.

I am your newest member..I got the baddest flackjacket outta em all! This is my kinda crew.......sort of.....it would be better if it was girls though..... Hey, why don't we open our cew to uncircumsized women too? LADIES, HAVE FEAR NO MORE, IT IS SAFE TO COME OUT AND JOIN THE RANKS! KEEP...

.......you motherfucker..you'd better be joking you fucker. AS if....I still know where you live, AIDS or no AIDS, I can still kick your fucking face in.

yeah, I heard that too. I just stopped eating them till I find out if they're gonna give me tumors.

shit in a can is more expensive than by the pound.

i skiied naked from the top of whistler all the way down, bombing it so no ski patrol could catch me, and I had turtle dick for 2 weeks.

I'll have to see if he's for real, cause theres only room for one player on this site....ok, maybe 2...that guy skipimp has skilz, he hooked me up with a fine honey a few months ago.

and you got both of them..The viruses are out there..and you're all gonna die suckas....what?.....he has what?..Oh.......What?.......yeah....ok.......ok.........I only had it once....where?......do I have to?.......BUT I LIKE THE STAIRS!!..WAHHNNNN!!!!!