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http://www.bakersfield.com/931/story/301459.html How about a recent cover... Favre Rocks..

Call your phone, and when the jackass picks up, just say, "Hey man, where are ya?" Maybe he's dumb enough to answer you without thinking.

I have a personal three urinal rule in public washrooms. I stand in the middle, Piss in the left and look in the right. S'funny, noone else ever uses any of the 3.

I sure as hell don't. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?

From 20 to 30 at least 3x's a day. Since I hit 30.. a lot less...

To Be.. Definitely To Be.. Unless you are Emo, then I guess the answer is not to be.. How many is too many?

Maybe 4, I'm not good with words... WTF??

A long time ago I snorted a whole bag of Cherry Fun-dip for a Two Dollar bill. Or maybe it was through a two dollar bill... all I know is that I felt kinda hyper and had a pink two dollar bill in the morning.

May 29th BUMP!!!! Skiierman will live forever thanks to the Fauntain of Youth..

Finally they're gettin it back on track, the last two episodes have been pretty good... I was losin the love for a bit there, I'm back on the lost wagon again... I miss the Hanso corp commercials though, or the old Oceanic airlines website... Playing with Hanso Air isn't nearly as fun...

I laughed my arse off... I figure the Moral of the tory is "Even sexomaniac jerks can come out on top" god I hope so.... it's the only chance I've got.....

^Tit. It was two snowboarders (fulton & singleton) calling "fakie" not blue mountain, I've never actually heard a mountain speak, what does that sound like??

Lil G

As long as he's wearing pants... don't worry about his tool. What's that, something about a bib?? eh, speak up sonny.. Opiate..

Doug'll be too drunk to care...

March 23 = the day jesus had his barmitzvah..... March 23 = the day billy the kid was shot........ March 23 = the day my neighbours mom got pregnant.... March 23 = the day the

At least once call a switch hit "fakie"....

There's lots of snow, but it's raining right now. Get up here fast.. btw, Maddy, S M-C and I are planning on hitting it on Sunday, you are officially invited...

Dude.. Look at his Icon.. Sheesh.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Applesauce

Fail Me??