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Yeah it was my fault, but I will most likely get workers comp if my doc tells me I can't work. It is bullshit money and i need money for college.

No, just some good old fashioned healing

Ali. Short for Alison.

I work in a pizza restaurant and I was doing the job of cutting up all the ingredients. One ingredients was canadian bacon. We use a meat slicer for that. It was my first time using the machine. I was slicing away, talking to some other kid when, I feel some excruciating pain. I sliced the end...

AHahahha Bad ass shit. Good job.

No. He was serious.

I'm not going to even try. You win. That shit sucked.

The dude in the back looks stoned.

That made me laugh. That story was so bad ass. But I think bears and definitely Americas biggest threat. Have you ever seen a bear buying a box cutter? No, they're too dangerous. Have you seen a bear on a plane? No, too dangerous. Terrorists get on planes. Bear attack is actually highest when...

Sell shrooms or acid. They fly out of your hands and you can take it, and you wont get tested for them. Or prostitute

What the fuck... was that. Maybe its just because I'm blazed but I did not understand that. Was it meant to be a joke? Because some shit made me laugh but some shit made me want to throw up. Mostly throw up. When that black kid started ramming the white kid in the ass, that was funny.

I swam in highschool and I know how Phelps to an extent. When your relay is behind and your anchor swimmer is catching up, the whole team and the stands are screaming at the swimmer, it gets intense. And when you win, it is intense.

AND THIS WAS ON MY ARM! along with, which I have wanted for a while I actually want this one.

I woke up this morning and my back stung so I looked in the mirror and holy fuck...

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I give it a 7. Out of 10. It had funny parts but the plot wasn't that great. It wasn't as great as I had expected. Your thoughts?

You know how refreshing hair cuts are? Smoking before makes it 100x more refreshing. Weed makes everything 100x better

Cop on YouTube and off patrols July 30, 2008 NEW YORK — A rookie New York policeman was reassigned to desk duty after he was caught on video sending a bicyclist sprawling with a shoulder check. Officer...

A lot of people say you don't get high your first time, but I did and I'll never forget it. We were boxing my friends closet and we were just sitting there passing the bowl back and forth, I was so nervous that I was shaking. A couple of rotations in, I look down the bowl and it looked crazy...