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  1. bitchassphatz

    Us government cell phone tracking

    yep these kids gotta be terrorists. what the government would gather from listening to my day yesterday. i really hope we aren't paying anyone to listen to this. call 1: "hey, wanna get a calzone? let me take a shower first." call 2: "yo whats up met me outside. c'mon dude you should've...
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    My Dell is fucked

    well all of our comps are in the $2000 range. you'd think you'd get over a year for that shit. at least the dell support is free. toshiba makes you pay $35 just to talk to them.
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    Wow, cambells soup...who would've known

    its actually pretty damn good. now i understand the hype. i'm not a soup guy (didn't have a mommy around when i was sick) so i've never really had a can of cambell's. this shit is the bomb. i'm becoming a man! first homemade hard boiled eggs now cambell's soup. watch out russians i'm gonna beat...
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    My Dell is fucked

    Damn i bought this thing last feb. and it already had a battery replaced. now ym hard drive is making funny noises and they're sending me a new hard drive. what a piece of junk. my brother bought one about two years ago and just ended up buying a new one (i dunno why he'd choose dell again). my...
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    College

    cu boulder if you like skiing and pretty girls.
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    Hard boiled eggs

    damn. i eat so many eggs. today alone i had had: 2 eggs with some turkey for breakfast in my english muffin 6 hard boiled eggs through out the day as snacks and i just cracked an egg in my top ramen. that's quite a bit of eggs for me. they're the easiest protein for your body to break down...
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    Budweiser gets a bad rap.

    whoops. post whorin.
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    Budweiser gets a bad rap.

    ::cracked a diesel as I read this comment:: amen brother.
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    Biggest College Football Rivals

    cu bet csu yesterday. sweet.
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    What color...

    blue....although i don't like either.
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    Long hair gives you powers

    nope i didn't.
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    Does anybody else have this feeling?

    i always get stoked to see all the friends i've missed over the summer. then i always regret the moment i'm asked about what i did all summer (standard conversation everyone asks). because i do nothing over the summer every year. although this year was a little different, a lot of people didn't...
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    Most impossible thing to do

    um...isn't this just a prank to make someone crack an egg into their hand? my roommate did this to me and i thought it was a prank so i acted like it was really hard. anyway, i also had a debate with my ex about a human being able to crack an egg with their butt cheeks and i thought it was...
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    Blood, Murder, Tears... Africa

    i didn't read the original post but i hope this is about blood diamond. i just finished wathcing it for the first time. damn the movie was so good.
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    Hard boiled eggs

    i didn't, google image is an amazing invention. i wasn't the first person to microwave an egg. although i did feel really fucking dumb after that, cleaning it was a bitch. there was egg in every little hole in the microwave. so just to post another follow up. i thawed the eggs all day and they...
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    Post a funny cat picture thread

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=PqjjBAhl4H0
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    I am an insomniac

    it sucks! i've been trying to control it for a couple months now, but just recently realized that i really can't. is anyone else forced to struggle with this shit? i got these pills but i lost them. this shit is destroying my life man! i don't even get tired. i just crash. i'll lay in my bed and...
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    Thought for ns.com. to reduce thread repition.

    so i was logged onto yahoo: answers. and when you create a thread the site automatically searches for related threads so you can just read those. i think ns.com should do this...i know you guys have the talent.
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    Hard boiled eggs

    ah man i fell asleep and left them in the freezer the whole time. they all cracked and have ice around them. bummer. i tried to microwave them at first, figured it'd be easier. this was the result after a loud bang
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