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hhaha did you get the Castle-building idea from The Simpsons? because if you did, In all seriousness, that episode was written about me and my friends. like two years ago we used to get bulk orders of DHL and UPS boxes and build stuff and pull off dumbass stunts with them. And one of my best...

mm, quite the hottie. even if that is a chick.

Clinton fucked an intern, Bush fucked a nation. that's how I see it.

Population of Northeast Pennsylvania = Too many New Yorkers. (city folk, not upstaters)

chewy chips ahoy

for my birthday once a friend gave me one of those mega huge pez dispensers that like dispensed entire packs at a time. it was awesome

In my school two kids got caught having sex in the stairway. They were walked in on by a janitor, with only their socks on. Mind you, our school makes us wear retarded lanyards with our IDs on them, and if you get caught without it you get disciplined. So they didn't have their lanyards on...

bhah! The grandmother vagina...disgusting, but so so funny

In my school, the cheerleaders are the biggest cokeheads and pot heads I've ever seen. Some of them are really smart, some of them...not so much. So don't really expect any certain type of person to smoke or not. It usually ends up very surprising.

..what's a boob sweater? a hummer. never ever.

okay, laughing. When I made this screen name I didn't think I'd get shit for it, though.

oops, didn't mean the double post. sorry

wtf. excuse me?

wtf. excuse me?

I really hope those are all different dreams.

you're jealous

amen. Waste of SO much money.

Lauren, in response to your dream. Fuck Blackbandanna. Jesse takes MY gift and breaks it! pshhh. Lastnight I had a verrrry strange one: I was riding a moped around a town I was unfamiliar with and my mom was sitting in the basket on the back. I recall a strange wooden building with lots...