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haha ohhhh dynastar. pooptacular

i was grinding with this chick in the club the other day....we ended up hooking up. Ohhhhh rails, word.

gagniers run straight up sucked. ugly one footer, uglier switch 27, even uglier switch 3. and even tighter pants. i bet he sucked a mean cock for gold. period.

just make sure you invite a couple of your big friends over. make sure lots of girls come, and get drunk before everyone so you dont care what happens.

whats with the 18 year old dude who died the other day jumping? from the states. was in the vancouver sun today.

boards is a big fucking idiot. BIG FUCKING IDIOT!

every three 6 mafia song is the shit. as long as your not in to the "technical" things. why dont you just hitamuthafucka hitamuthafucka

get the apline r series door speakers, 6 inches around i think??? sound like little subs little mor expensive but way worth it

Iron John Rackham

oh yeah and we arent allowed leaving the table to puke or pee. so yeah big bucket. pee rule nixed if girls present.

100 shots of beer in 100 minutes shot penalties for: swearing, saying drink going down: tonight extra: 20 consecutive shots right when it finishes outcome: complete shittiness fuck yeah

the game and snoop dogg werent very good. if you actually go for the "music"

yes, every single time, i'm slowly learning to cut myself off half way through though.

wear shitty jeans and almost cut a square out at the quad muscle but leave one side attached. sew the paper, or cloth with writing on it on the inside of your jeans, then clothes pin the jean flap down on top. open it up for a peak everyonce and awhile.

anybody whos never done it needs to not bring there "opinions" here. because you'll never know. and to those who say ill only do weed and shrooms and drink.....do you think thats much better? drinking is terrible for you.

baby gonna get grounded??? drink up!

yeah like some people said, E and shrooms are very different. but the mix could come out quite nice, you'd have to play around with consumption order and what not.

i want to be walking down the street with a strut, whistling, just minding my own business. Then a car will drive by with someone leaning out the window with a big fish hook. It will snare my back ripping open a giant flesh wound where i will begin to perfously bleed. Im starting to stagger...

what do you call an anerexic with a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese. three vampires go in to a pub and the first 2 get warm pints of blood, the 3rd vampire just gets a warm pint of water. so the first 2 vampires ask why he only got water, so the 3rd vampire pulls out a tampon...

yeah that was pretty lame, but we've all found ourselves in similar situations whether as small about lying to our parents our even (enter horrible thing here). i bet the kid shit his pants. so cheers for the apology.