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  1. SwitchBitch

    Worst Screen Name?

    switch is a bitch
  2. SwitchBitch

    first season in the park

    This was my first real year in the park. I can do 3s natural, unnatural, and switch. Nothing bio'd or corked, but cabbed yes. ive landed 5s about a dozen times...didnt even try that one till late april...and ive landed switch 5s a few times. as far as rails....not real impresive, but i can do...
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    attn. all smokers

    i have a really nice bubbler that i would sell.
  4. SwitchBitch

    Nederlanse Jibbers Gezocht!!!

    dat is waar...nederland en belgie heeft geen jibbers. yo i used to be be good at this. what happened to mijn nederlands?
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    im a worthless piece of garbage

    hey eKeane were you not supposed to leave already? get on with it.
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    DOG SHIT

    ^not about dog shit.
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    DOG SHIT

    oh yeah, and once i went to this seminar about artificial insemination of horses and i learned how to do it and stuff...anyway, I had to stick my hand up a horses ass and pull out all the poop. it kicked me and nailed me in the stomach. Ill be the first to say though....it was really gross.
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    DOG SHIT

    my dog pooped out a live worm.
  9. SwitchBitch

    Female skiers showing sexuality

    well i missed out the first time around so im just going to add one thing... It's very discouraging to me that this sort of precedent has been set by pioneering women in the freesking movement. Does this mean that if I want recognition in the skiing industry, ill have to follow suit? Most...
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    HELP! I have a drug test in 5 hours!

    yeah i dont think it would be possible, because of the polarity of water molecules, cells would just become saturated at some point and stop taking in water. you might die at that point, ive never heard of it, but yeah...your cells wont fucking explode.
  11. SwitchBitch

    I skied with Micah Black

    yo linechick i got one, just dont know how to post it. want me to email it to you?
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    I skied with Micah Black

    can someone post a picture here for me?
  13. SwitchBitch

    HELP! I have a drug test in 5 hours!

    just scoop some water from the toilet and pee a wee little bit into it so its not clear.
  14. SwitchBitch

    Highest Tramopline Boost.

    hey capurnicus...i can see your weiner.
  15. SwitchBitch

    power stripe

    Yo I use the gillete power stripe. It dosen't smell like a man and it keeps me from stinking.
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    ski instructors

    Yo i was an instructor at tiny tots, the ski school for little kidies at my old local hill. It was cool cause i put a few bucks in my pocket, got to ski and play all day, and got free chocolate milk, mac'n' cheese, and cookies. in general though, ski instructors are gay.
  17. SwitchBitch

    What Do You Ski?

    K2 Enemies. Pistols or Publics for next year...we'll see what the proform looks like.
  18. SwitchBitch

    PEACE

    eKeane, you're retarded. suck a dick.
  19. SwitchBitch

    what do you do at university?

    British Columbia Institute of Technology???
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    People You've Railed

    I stoped counting so i can fuck around without a concious.
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