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  1. joker

    Who loves to BC ski

    i think not having the nuts to actually say 'fucking pussy' make you the fucking pussy, you fucking pussy bitch _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  2. joker

    i asked this question to a snowboarder...

    did someone shit their pants or does this thread just stink? _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  3. joker

    happy dayz v.s. rfa

    Forward _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  4. joker

    Are YOU better than bryan?

    i dunno, there is an outside chance of it i'm sure. probably about the same odds as lloyd got from mary after he professed that he desperatly wanted to make love to a schoolboy, then asked what the chances of a girl like him and a guy like her getting together were. yeah, something like that...
  5. joker

    Butters

    ...definitely one of the best characters on south park... _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  6. joker

    Andy Mahre So Sexy right now

    you should post the hot carl footage andy... _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  7. joker

    RFA

    yeah, i'd suggest watching RFA first, because lame will make you shit your pants and you don't wanna have to sit through 2 movies with all that brown goo in there. plus after you watch lame, it will make RFA seem really fucking LAME, but hey, that's because the snowboarders are just more badass...
  8. joker

    Andy Mahre So Sexy right now

    yeah, he definitely looks sexy chained to my wall in his little teddy and high heels....mmm... _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  9. joker

    Guess the skier??

    that's not CR, that's a little leprachaun that stole his equiptment out of his yukon, then went skiing looking for his lucky charms _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  10. joker

    a new female pro?

    yes, her name is justine, she is from the east but is moving back to steamboat in about a week to live there for the season as usual. she has been around for a while, she's 17 and is a damn good bumpskier, and she's super cool. she is starting to get hooked up phatty with more and more...
  11. joker

    the unreplyable post

    since you spelled 'you're' wrong, that really makes you the idiot _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  12. joker

    Pro's on NS

    how much are you willing to pay for this information? _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  13. joker

    Best Female skier..

    levin, how many times do i have to tell you that dreaming about me in a dress all day does NOT qualify me as being a female. sadly enough for you, you're wishes aren't the world's reality. _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  14. joker

    Liam Downey

    i told a girl once that liam was my friend, but she just smacked me and left. that's alright though, i don't really think it was a girl, more like emil wearing a dress. i dunno, i coulda been drunk _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  15. joker

    Level 1 SUPERUNKNOWN contest

    we're joking. well, at least rex is because he gets hooked the fuck up. _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  16. joker

    Forward

    actually, if you go up to that little toolbar on the page titled 'The Site' and click on 'About NS' you will get a little info page. from there you can view the original site that matt made way back in the day. then you can go into the riders section, and wow, look at that, i happen to be...
  17. joker

    Forward

    especially since gallant has yet to make 400 respectable posts... whoops did i say that? _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  18. joker

    Level 1 SUPERUNKNOWN contest

    can you just use my antique and cougar footage? maybe then i can get some sponsors that give me shit instead of just saying i ride for them _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    Forward

    hmmm, that is weird, everyone else that ordered it got it like 2 weeks ago. not really sure where your copy is. maybe a dog was chasing your postman and he ate it _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  20. joker

    Best Rides for Skiin'

    hmmm, yeah, subarus must be better than my 99 yukon, especially after i dropped mad dime into customizing the fuck out of it. i guess it's only good for scaring people into thinking the fbi is after them when i am driving behind them. oh yeah, it works pretty well in 3 feet of snow too, but...
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