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  1. joker

    1440 on tape

    you guys are so retarded. 1. 1440s are NOT cool 2. 1440s are definitely NOT cool 3. if you think a 1440 IS cool, punch yourself in the face 4. CR was not the first to do a 1440, in fact hundreds of skiers before him have performed 1440s while inverting themselves 3 times all off the same...
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    ACL/getting back into it

    hey JIB THIS, just a reccomendation, i just had my ACL surgery 2 weeks ago, and i got a cadaver graph. they take the ankle tendon out of a dead person and use that for your new ACL. not only is it thicker and stronger than the hamstring graph, but it's also quicker recovery time because you...
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    the best pro

    ron jeremy - he rips panty hose and gives bitches camel toes _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    Something I noticed in Freeze...

    the real O' Connell photographer works too hard then, he doesn't even pay attention to what he is doing. he took that shot of ME sliding the s-box in mammoth and submitted it as tanner and it became the full page opening shot to the resort guide in that very same issue. he needs to pay more...
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    Pros

    i'm a dick, i'm only nice to midget circus freak trasvestites who like the word 'mommy' tattooed on their foreheads _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    Tanner Hall's Interview at BMW X3 Comp

    this is why this place sucks now, i can't even read a single thread topic anymore without feeling really sorry for everyone involved with this website... _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    End of my season

    thanks everyone. i started my physical therapy today and depending on what the MRI results of my meniscus are i might be able to ski starting in march on my blown ACL and just wait until this summer to have surgery, so maybe i will be able to get a little filming in this year before its over...
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    CHOMPY!!!!

    thats funny that destroy saw my post about mercon and chompy that happened to make it into the first issue of AXIS this year. that was definitely one of my better posts of all time _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    End of my season

    well everyone, i went to the doc today to get a verdict on my knee. they are sure my ACL is torn and i might have also torn my lateral meniscus. basically looks like my season is over, which pretty much sucks my balls. i'll post again when i know more closer to my surgery. ...anyone that...
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    nomics website is active

    hey mike ski, here are some differences between buying nomics and gap: you can get 3 nomics shirts for the price of one gap shirt nomics supports skiing and snowboarding, gap supports people that wear collared shirts and go to country clubs and talk about people who are poorer than them...
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    Forward Colorado Premiere

    if you are a hot girl and you want me to sign your tits at the premiere, then you can get in for free. so come one, come all, bring your friends, bring some liquor (i didn't tell you to) but most of all, bring an attitude to see a badass movie in a badass theater, then roll to a few badass...
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    Derek Finn

    wowwww my own thread. wooo i'm excited fellas we found out around the beginning of last year that i am allergic to air. basically the doctor said the bigger air i get, the more likely i am to break out into a rash and go into colvusions while foaming at the mouth. this is why i have no...
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    Emil Coty

    if i knew how to make my own icon i would change mine from the 'shocker' to the little move i busted on this girl from home i like to call 'the spocker' just imagine the hand like the shocker, but with all 4 fingers up, just splitting them down the middle like the tademark vulcan thingamajig...
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    whos hardcore?

    listening to music isn't hardcore, smashing people's faces with a sledgehammer, cutting them to pieces with a chainsaw and barbequeing them for dinner is what hardcore is. you guys are all fucking pussies, ed gain would fuck you up _____________________________  this is the life God chose for...
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    Emil Coty

    i'd like to add something to this thread: the thing that REALLY fucking ticks me off is all the guys that run their mouths about how people should be skiing more sick lines and taking more tricks to the backcountry and shit, and that that is where the real leaders of the sport are going. well...
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    EVERYONE go buy something Sublux.

    i bought an allen iverson hoodie at tj maxx for 20 bucks and it's nicer than any other hoodie i've ever owned. but i would consider buying newschool ski company clothes if there was a company that had huge penis and tittie graphics on their stuff, because at least the clothes would be funny...
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    bet you cant figure this out.

    yeah i figured someone had heard it before _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  18. joker

    official post whores

    i'm a man whore with an officially huge post, does that count? _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    bet you cant figure this out.

    what is this: the person that builds it sells it the person that buys it doesn't use it the person that uses it doesn't know he's using it _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
  20. joker

    Do ya think she'll call...

    any bitch that isn't going to leave the bar with you and suck your dick the first time isn't worth bothering over. go find someone new, or pay a hooker _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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