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    Funny Quotes from Pro's

    ^ that last one was prolly me when i was coaching at COC, but then again i could be worng, it's not a super uncommon phrase. here's a good JF quote that none of you got to experience in the way i did a long time ago - the setting is the night before the 2001 kickaspen big air and we decided to...
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    Ben Grunow?

    yes he is living in mammoth, he blew his knee 2 summers ago in july and got surgery at the end of the year, he only skied a little bit last year while trying to recover and he has come back this year, but he couldn't jump until recently. so basically he has just been trying to get his knee back...
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    autographs

    i dunno, last year when i crushed my guts in troy on that fuckin quad kink it didn't make any chocolate in me, it just hurt like a huge bitch _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    Who has the most style???

    micheal jackson takes the cake, i mean come on, who doesn't wish they would have thought to wear 1 white glove covered in rhinestones while they pump 8 year old boys in the rear? _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    autographs

    as long as it's a godiva chocolate fudge stick _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    autographs

    if anybody wants to buy any pro's autograph, just let me know who you want and how much you are willing to pay, and i'll hook you up if you are willing to pay to hang out with a pro, let me know that too, it can be arranged (i.e. if anyone wants to kick it with me they just have to pack up my...
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    iced bandits of knitting

    jeez 12 hours is long, it takes me an hour and a half to make a dope hat with intricate writing, maybe 2 hours if im really stoned _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    knitting hats

    since there happens to be 2 threads of this at the sime time i copied what i posted in the other one: just wanted to let everyone know that our company, DECYFER, has been growing rather large. we make (literally) the dopest crocheted beanies that exist on the market. thats why we have people...
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    iced bandits of knitting

    just wanted to let everyone know that our company, DECYFER, has been growing rather large. we make (literally) the dopest crocheted beanies that exist on the market. thats why we have people riding for us like Kier Dillon, Steele Spence, Travis Redd, Jess Cumming, Stephen Smith, me (Derek...
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    wow it just hit me

    i'm williing to bet every dollar i have that your dumb fucking ass has fallen off a rail and gotten hurt and just laid there, and unless the box is moving at 1 mph, which would defeat the purpose of a moving box, then it could easily come around and hit you while you lay there crying for your...
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    wow it just hit me

    did any of you retards stop to think what would happen to you after you tried to hit this stupid idea of a moving c box, then fell off, then the c box ran you over? _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    wow it just hit me

    HAHAHAHAHA it's nice to know that handicapped kids are allowed on this site _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    Most Creative Trick

    yeah the binding idea is SUCH a good idea!! it'd be sooo sweet! any jump you hit over 10 feet long you could do the sweetest double ejections on the landing and gnar your face good enough to look like the dumb motherfucker that thought up this idea. _____________________________  this is the...
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    1440 on tape

    hahahah yeah mad trix, i totally fuckin' suck _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    liam downey

    did you guys know that liam is a midget? _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...
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    injury report

    my season is over, belan and larose also, jess cumming, jr martinez, symms is just coming back, raps is just coming back, grunow is just coming back, and they are quite a few other people with more minor injuries with less recovery time than knee surgeries... _____________________________...
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    1440 on tape

    what i really think you people understand is that nobody has ever hit a jump big enough to make a 1440 look 'cool' or 'slow and stylish' like you all keep saying it would be cool to see. i mean for fuck's sake look how big candide went 2 years ago at superpark, and he only threw a 5. is it...
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    ACL/getting back into it

    yeah, but stedman hawkins has gotten sloppy, remember tara dakides' knee surgery, they tried to fix her up and FUCKED HER SHIT UP real bad, and they have been screwing up alot more surgeries in the past 3 years or so. the stedman clinc's biggest rival was doctor rob hunter's clinic in aspen...
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    Jess Cumming "The True Hollywood Story"

    levin, i didn't even know you then, the fact that you were in MY hotel room throwing baby powder on ME makes you deserve only a huge kick to the groin, no matter how much or little there was. i wasn't even drunk, i was just sleeping you bastard. i owe you nothing hahahahaha...
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    Jess Cumming "The True Hollywood Story"

    stephen, thank you for trying to help all these poor lost souls. i feel bad for jess with all the people on here talking about her who don't know her now to change the subject, who wants to purchase pictures of jess and my friend sophie (a really hot blonde) making out at my neighbors house...
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