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  1. joker

    a choice between 2 girls

    yeah, i'm pretty sure i have only hooked up with a few girls because of who i am in the ski industry, but mostly i have to spit some game to get ladies, but really a threesome isn't the hardest thing in the world, you just gotta find the crazy girls out there that are down with it. and for some...
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    Ski Movies Rails

    i don't, that was only one night 2 years ago, i had already drank 6 beers, berman wanted me to hit some gay rail, the stairs had metal coping so my skis kept slipping out, and since every single shot he used in that sequence in my intro was every single attempt on the rail, that adds up to...
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    a choice between 2 girls

    dude, it's obvious that you have only one option here.... get with both of them. it's easy, just play them both, don't let them know about eachother, and keep it going until they find out, then whichever one is willing to forgive you and still wants you, then you go with her. and if you've...
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    lexan slider from superpark

    i just looked at the pic and figured out why you thought i was on race skis, it's because when levin edited all the armada crap in he cut off the back of my skis. but if you think about it logically, who the fuck would mount their skis back that far?? look how little tail there is, that should...
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    lexan slider from superpark

    ok, since that is me in the picture i will stop all you retards right now. i am definitely riding on twin tips, 180 volkl v-pros. as to the guy talking about buttering on that s-box, a few of us tried it like me and silva and schneider, but we all got broken off, i tried to spin in the middle...
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    Ski Movies Rails

    of travis? i highly highly doubt it. no one was there taking pictures, and berman is the only one that filmed it, and i know he would never put anything like that on here, plus this was done sorta recently and super secret, it wouldn't have been done if i hadn't shown him the location, and i'm...
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    Ski Movies Rails

    yay someone mentioned me! wait until everyone sees the rail travis redd slid this year, quad kink with a bend, and im talking about a seriously gnarly quad, not some pussy shit _____________________________ this is the life God chose for me... c-crew like what
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    Oldschool-newschoolers

    yeah that's back when i was Cool and harvey wanted to feature me on the site. oh well, at least i was sweet at some point _____________________________ this is the life God chose for me... c-crew like what
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    Who were the very first members of this site?

    yeah, go look at the old flash page that gene is talking about. i think since i was involved with that back in the day, along with mcmurray and symms and some other peppes, that would make us some of the originals. about 2 years ago i changed my name to joker though and got a much larger...
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    4/20 so stupid

    actually you little assrammer who still thinks he knows all, i often grow my own shit with my friends, who most of us all have our california greens cards, therefor making it LEGAL for us to grow and smoke marijuana in the state of california. so maybe you should shut your stupid mouth before...
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    4/20 so stupid

    or i could have taken one from a family therapist because it was a mandatory requirement for part of the application process to the high school i went to... but thanks for acting like you thought i was just talking out of my ass _____________________________ this is the life God chose for...
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    4/20 so stupid

    4/20 is like christmas.... no, wait, i mean 4/20 is like easter... wait that's not right either ah yes! 4/20 is like yesterday and today and tomorrow - i'm gonna get blazed as fuck and you're gonna think it's stupid and that i'm killing myself while you forget that my IQ score is...
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    Torn ACL'S

    that popping is caused by 2 things: swelling around the kneecap and bones, and also it can be your scar tissue being broken up as the bones move against eachother, which is good for your knee as long as it doesn't hurt. i know it feels weird and sounds really loud and you think your leg is...
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    Whats the Deal with Oakley and not getting back to anyone

    no, he's right, i send in my stuntcock to do air tricks for me because i am afraid, but last year my stuntcock got broken off, so i only had a rail section in berman's silly movie _____________________________ this is the life God chose for me... c-crew like what
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    Whats the Deal with Oakley and not getting back to anyone

    dude, my advice... don't waste your time. i've known strokes for years, had 12 pages published in skiing mags with me sporting oakley gear, quite a few major and minor segments and apperances in big and small videos and on tv, i travel and have placed in numerous competitions, all the guys like...
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    Skiers and Wiggers just dont' combine

    everyone follows someone's trend. whether it be wearing specific types of clothes or listening to specific types of music or speaking certain words, you are still doing something that someone else has already done. no one on here is original in any way, so basically we are arguing because some...
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    famous people from ur town

    lebron james is from my hometown, went to a rival highschool of mine, i know him from our local rec center and shit jeffrey dahmer lived literally about a mile from my house marylin manson grew up in the township next to mine where i went to some of my elementary school and of course i'm from...
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    wilson should be added to the manleist list of mans

    i'd rather run my mouth and slay incredibly hot cougars _____________________________ this is the life God chose for me... c-crew like what
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    MIKE WILSON UNDER SHOOT A TABLE I DONT BELIEVE IT

    thats a clutch icon west, donnie darko is the shit _____________________________ this is the life God chose for me... c-crew like what
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    Curious about.......

    grunow you know you like to blow lines of tobacco and drink heroine out of a syringe, quit lying and calling it smoking weed _____________________________ this is the life God chose for me... c-crew like what
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