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  1. Mike-O

    Lol this wass phenominall

    okay so tihs just happend to me and my too bros its a bit long-winged story but beer with me, sparks notes in the bottom ok so me and my bros (best eva) were chillin outside the local 7/11 and we sawed this fine ass bitch(datass face) and were like 'yo lets hit this girl up' and i though that...
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  2. BURN IN HELL NEWSCHOOLERS

    BURN IN HELL NEWSCHOOLERS

    THE END OF YOUR PUNY WORLD HAS ARRIVED, YOU HORRID SPAWN OF NEWSCHOOLERS! THERE IS NO ESCAPE! THE WORLD CRUMBLES FROM UNDER YOUR FULL TILTS WHILE YOU SLIDE BELOW TO ENDLESS SUFFERING AND PAIN WHILE CLINGING ONTO FALSE HOPES AND CHERISHED MEMORIES! THE MORE YOU FIGHT IT, THE MORE YOU SINK...
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  3. Mike-O

    Fed Up With Skiing

    It doesn’t take much. Just a gentle push here and there and puff puff, the wholesome love for the one sport that you ultimately took as your own is finally out the window. Gone are the days of waking up to a welcoming white vision of a flurry of snow. Both the mind and the body have moved on...
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    Giving Birth During School Trips - So Hot Right Now

    Just last week there was some uproar on NS about some Canadian 15-year-old girlie who gave birth during a school trip to England and left da baby hanging, so to speak. Now this: http://www.popjolly.com/pre-teen-gives-birth-during-school-trip-claims-she-didnt-know-she-was-pregnant-2155 "A...
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    Oh God I'm Falling Into HELL

    The prophecies were truuueeeeeeeeeeeee-----AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa
  6. Mike-O

    Americans Are Better At Everything

    I had late lunch a short while ago with my buddy from Colorado and his friend visiting from Utah for a fortnight. I instantly knew I wouldn't get along with him, but had to make due. My friend went to the bathroom and I was left with this other guy. I was checking the news in the meantime and...
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    Which countries have you slept with?

    *Epic motherfucking drum roll that would make Max Weinberg shit his pants* *Enter catchy bass line and a sick city background made out of cardboard with a few mountains thrown in for size* Announcer: TOOOOONIGHT! IN OUR NEWEST HIT GAME SHOW (Not yet rated): "WHICH COUNTRIES HAVE YOU SLEPT...
  8. Mike-O

    I just realised...

    ...that I haven't skied in two and a half years. So, I guess it's time to hit the slopes this weekend as the spring snow is slushing along nicely and I have time, money and interest once again to invest in our lovely recreational activity. SO!!!! My skis and equipment are eight years old and...
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    L.A. Noire

    Rockstar Games is publishing another potential masterpiece on their roster, L.A. Noire. This game looks like a crossover of Grand Theft Auto, Heavy Rain and Condemnded: a criminal investigation game with amazing face recognition technology - a large part of the game is actually figuring out...
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    Global Warming Is Real

    ...and it's killing skiers already.
  11. Mike-O

    Two US Soldiers Shot To Death In Frankfurt

    Some guy from Balkan decided to shoot some army men. Also, two are seriously wounded.
  12. Mike-O

    The End Is Nigh!

    It was foretold in ancient NS times, roughly a month ago: "...and thou shalt see the sides of your screens run red (or magentaish) with the blood of those who suffered because of the mental anquish brought on by your incoherent posts and the repeated inquiries about the availability of large...
  13. Mike-O

    "What if it snowed in San Francisco?"

    It's game time. Anyone up to tailpress some Golden Gate?
  14. Mike-O

    Lol this wass phenominal

    okay so tihs just happend to me and my too bros its a bit long-winged story but beer with me, sparks notes in the bottom ok so me and my bros (best eva) were chillin outside the local 7/11 and we sawed this fine ass bitch(datass face) and were like 'yo lets hit this girl up' and i though that...
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    NEWSCHOOLERS CONSPIRACY

    Mr. Wallisch, years ago, you served my bro in the Amplid Wars and we were stoked; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against Scott. I regret that I am unable to present my bro's request to you in person; but my Full Tilts have fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you...
  16. Mike-O

    Texas To Allow Guns On Campus

    Fuck that shit. I didn't even know that Utah already permitted it or that Colorado Universities have the choice to allow concealed carry-ons on campus. The limitless amount of scenarios where this shit can go wrong...
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    "Everything is just fine and dandy" Thread

    Most of us here on Newschoolers are very priviledged people, spending a lot of our precious time with an expensive sport that is considered a luxury in many places of our world. Still, many of us go through bad shit in any case, but put into perspective we are still very, very priviledged. Even...
  18. Mike-O

    BURN IN HELL, NEWSCHOOLERS!

    THE END OF YOUR PUNY WORLD HAS ARRIVED, YOU HORRID SPAWN OF NEWSCHOOLERS! THERE IS NO ESCAPE! THE WORLD CRUMBLES FROM UNDER YOUR FULL TILTS WHILE YOU SLIDE BELOW TO ENDLESS SUFFERING AND PAIN WHILE CLINGING ONTO FALSE HOPES AND CHERISHED MEMORIES! THE MORE YOU FIGHT IT, THE MORE YOU SINK...
  19. Mike-O

    Egypt shuts down Internet before massive riots

    Information control, you say? Foreign journalists sent to cover the events are not allowed to exit their hotels. Reporters are being turned back from entering the country via aiports. "Critical European-Asian fiber-optic routes through Egypt appear to be unaffected for now. But every Egyptian...
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