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    GOD..

    I choose to be an atheist because I do not believe there is such a thing as a 'higher being'. I was brought up a cristian/catholic. I went to Catholic schools, hell I was even an altar boy at one stage. But as I grew out of that stage and started to understand science more and more I just...
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    scratch v. 1080

    God give you half a chance and you'll be spinning Salomon stuff. Anyway, If I was too choose between the ROSSGINOL, yes.. the ROSSIGNOL Scratch BC or FS, what should I take? I ride about 60% non park, and well...new zealand doesn't really get powder days. Nothing like the states do. So if I...
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    Stories or articles wanted

    gotta love those popups. What gravity?
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    Helmet

    Just make sure it covers the back of your head and your forehead. They are the places you will probaly smack. What gravity?
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    GOD..

    Santa Claus is in theory based on a real person. The name originally came from a dutch bloke named Sinter Klaas. This traditional character was brought to America by settlers in the 17th century. Over time the name got messed up and became Saint Nicolas. Then a guy wrote a story called 'A...
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    Cocktails

    Bacardi 151. 75% proof. It'll stop you getting cold on a cold night, thats for sure. Something different you could try a concrete mixer. 1 shot of a milk/cream based drink (kahlua..), and 1 shot of a citrus based drink (midori..i think). Have them in seperate shot glasses. Take the shot of...
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    HELP ME OUT HERE!~!!

    go for gold soldier. What gravity?
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    Been a good week

    and yea, they are T bars...snowboarders nightmare. What gravity?
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    Girl's asking guys out

    Only ever had one chick indirectly (she asked a friend to ask me to ask her out...f'you know what I mean) ask me out...turned her down. Going to ask this chick out tomorrow though..doubt she will say yes What gravity?
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    Pet peeves

    You're = concatenation of 'You Are'. Eg: You are going to give me a blow job. Your = ownership. Eg: Your mouth is good for blowjobs. They're = concatenation of 'They Are'. Eg: They are over there, giving blow jobs. There = Place. Eg: They are over there, giving blow jobs. Their = Plural...
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    How old is everyone...

    20 fucken old What gravity?
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    YOUR FUCKED WHEN...

    your mate shows your boss a photo of you holding a joint in a very smoky room... What gravity?
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    you've been watching to many skiing movies if...

    - when you see a particularly nasty car crash involving rolls and flips.. you try to figure out if it was a corked 9 or a d-spin 9.. What gravity?
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    Fast and Furious Funniest movie ever?

    Notice in that drag between the eclipse and the rx-7... they changed gears like 12 times. And the drag strip was like 3 miles long. What gravity?
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    Check Dis Shit Yo!

    haha and Im going there (top photo) in like 3 days time. mint. Oh.. and I can't wait until your winter as well, cause Im going to be in the states for all of that as well... eeeeeeeehehehhehahhahaha. What gravity?
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    Useless facts...

    twit = whales penis. dude = camels penis. What gravity?
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    Not-so-lucky Kids!

    Well Im going down to my local hill next week...$20 a night (thats like US$10).. and it's been snowing for the past week. such a shame I can't join you folks at camp :) What gravity?
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    Explain your nickname.....see mine is......because

    I've had the nick Juju since I can remember (Julian is my real name..so it came from that), but I came here and was getting a bit tired of Juju, so I tried to think up something new...thought up Joos (pronounce it how you like, cause I don't know...but I guess it should be like 'juice'... as in...
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    AAAAWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAH!!!!

    I mean...we don't want to make you guys jealous or anything. That would be just mean of us. I mean we're nice blokes, so we try to be humble about our FUCKING HUGE AMOUNT OF THE CRISP BEUTIFUL WHITE STUFF we have had recently down here. Really, we havn't had that much, ONLY 2 METERS OF THE...
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    Names

    kiwi. What gravity?
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