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i have those as well! people are always like dude wtf are your shoes made out of? when i say hemp some people still ask me what hemp is haha

word, i was lisening to bob in the car today. i love all his music but especially redemption song. here's a vid for u guys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1K_Dthgp0

how bout just a top 5, in no particular order, cause last time i counted a couple months ago i was up to 147... the big lebowski harvard man where the buffalo roam me and you and everyone we know american psycho

camel turkish gold mmmmmm

ahahahahaahah

nobody fucks with the jesus

word choke was really good, i enjoyed invisible monsters as well

hahahaha i love chicks with no gag reflexes

yessss that video made me lol!!

i took a bunch of niacin the couple days prior and drank a gallon of water like 2 hours before the test and i passed, my piss was so clear i coulda prolly drank it hahah

getting wasted on the weekends was the best part of high school. and it figures that this shit would start in jersey haha

word dude, very well put. we all have to wear clothes and we all have different tastes, therefore we're not gonna all dress the same. you're not making friends with a person's clothes, you're making friends with a person. to reference fight club, "you're not your fucking khakis" haha

hahaha i cant stop laughing at the almost threesome

yep they put me under and before i knew it i was waking up in the recovery room. they gave me anesthesia via an iv and gas. i actually started laughing from the gas was like "so this is why they call it laughing gas hahaha" the nurses just looked at me wierd

thats rediculous, prolly thought u were gonna mix up some purple drank haha

dude i def wouldnt mind getting my wisdom teeth out again, i was SO fucked up comming out of the anesthesia it was great!! plus they write you a script for some heavy pain killers so the fun continues haha and the swollen face seems to be hit and miss, mine didn't swell but my friend's face was...

ya i waited about 2 weeks after getting my wisdom teeth pulled. it was actually nice to clear my head for a lil since i havent taken a hiatus in a while.

i enjoyed it, the ending was fucking awesome

that one is awesome, i wish i could talk to dogs when im stoned hahaha

so my parents are all anti-drug blah blah and don't know i smoke but they will ask me if i ever tried any drugs once in a while and i always just say no and they believe me...so one day i decided to fuck with them the next time they asked... mom: have you ever tried pot? me: jea mom: WHAT...