yo bud you been tricked. tha goverment put dis bitch wid you so dey could spy on yo activitys. she actully works fo tha homeland security. now dey got yo numba. plus tha fake tits be loaded wid recordin devices.
aight so i got dis idea. i'm gonna get rollablades but take tha wheels off and den put a lil 6 inch ski so tha sports can finaly combine into one sport