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  1. mommy

    What should i do with my beer

    i rather drink hoarse semen than anything quite frankly.
  2. mommy

    Beer pong sequence shot.

    photoshopped, no... wait... just gay.
  3. mommy

    Soooo hyppphyyy right now

    i'll give you 8,000,000 for the vitamin water bottle.
  4. mommy

    Anyone hurt there forearms lifting

    if your arms are bothering you so much you should just eat them.
  5. mommy

    Long hair

    like you give any shit what chicks think of your hair with those pouty made-for-dick lips of yours. hahahaha
  6. mommy

    Things you will never hear a freeskier say.

    "i refuse to suck that penis"
  7. mommy

    Licorice

    not to be racist or anything but i hate black licorice. i also hate yellow, brown, and jewish licorice.
  8. mommy

    Jell-o Wrestling

    i'm gonna feel bad about this in the morning... feel bad for not mentioning the other two are ugly too!
  9. mommy

    The "n word" and its usage on ns.

    http://www.electricretard.com/0021.html
  10. mommy

    Jell-o Wrestling

    the ugly one.
  11. mommy

    Koa long boards

    i've been longboarding 18 time in my life. both times i suffered severe consequences. my daddy's dick being rolled over was one.
  12. mommy

    How Fast can You do the Rubix Cube?

    jonny mosley
  13. mommy

    My girlfriend drinks natty ice...

    your girlfriend's pubes contain nasty lice.
  14. mommy

    Tattoo help.

    first off get some black censor bars over those nasty ass nipples.
  15. mommy

    Guts sucked out through anus

    that came to my mind too...
  16. mommy

    Japan grabs.....so lame/OVER RATED

    they're only cool if i do them... but not in the third person.
  17. mommy

    Most un-legit ski company

    nintendo
  18. mommy

    Jobs.

    i worked at mcdonalds for two and a half months... i just quit today. my soul officially disintegrated during my stay under the golden arches.
  19. mommy

    Who would win a fight

    tanner hall
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