the ultimate game for any half russian, half japanese and/or italians out there.
cant get past the 1st level, right after the flag is a bit of a bitch
http://http://www.freemariogames.org/play/tuper-tario-tros.html
OH YEAH!
you crazy kids and your fucking internet karma system, and your constant "mad vibes, yo!"
hop on http://www.freerice.com, its SO cool! you can even create a newschoolers.com group. SO MAD VIBES!
i cant believe there isnt more hype for youriding. for real this game is so much more visually appealing that gnarshmallow and jibbin. hows about an epic youriding style contest, winner take none.
who here grabs japan to safety, both with the same hand, whilst jumping? not saying it looks cool or anything but i've been known to do this zany combo while str8 airing off of total jumps!
is it a reference to the unltimate chode; a 4 inch long dick with 9 inches of girth?
or does it refer to the founder's sexuality; a man who is straight when it comes to 4 inch dicks but suddenly turns bi when a 9 inch dick is around.
penises.
i'm callin' you out you little fuckin' PUNK! YOU COWARD!!!
animate the grabs, will yuh? also, perfect the licolns and backflips. don't make me smack you. would it fucking hurt you to give the player free-reign in creating a level instead of this gutter-bullshit drag-n-drop of existing sheeit...
i was thinking of either going with hip-hop abs or flirty girl as the foundation of my new training regimin for next seizun. i'm gonna get a french manicure and labia reduction surgery as well.
also, i've been training for the fridgid temps by putting an icecube (made from frozen strawberry...