Dude i got caught drinkin ALOT in the dorms, i only go in trouble once and had to take some bullshit on line alco class and i go to school in UTAH you should be ok. College kids drink, upper people know that, RAs know that, its gonna happen. Bummer it was so early in the year though.
Yeah, think about 18 years of life. So many different cloths, so much food, toys, etc, etc. Your parent spend 90% of the money they make at work on you. Just suck it up, they're prob buying you a new one anyway when you graduate.
Tell your parents to back off, you're 17. Ask them about their drug and alcohol past, it'll make them think. They probably started drinking around your age (depending on how old they are) and more than likely smoked if they were teens anywhere from the 60s-80s. Just call them out on their shit...
Well it was your parents car, not yours, maybe they need some skrilla to support you. Parents don't just have a money plan in their bathroom mang. Gotta thing about the hundreds of thousands of dollars your parents have spend on your in your entire life and realize that they work their ass off...