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ever wonder why your parents dont have sex anymore?? try opening a grilled cheese

its luongos fault. his head was in the gutter after his wife gave birth.

drop the beer if you want to get in shape. yeah i know its hard, i got the same problem and its increasing since the playoffs are starting.

awwwwww the good ole days.

your a fucken retard hahaaa

in grade 3 i got suspended for a week for throwing a girls lunch over the fench and down into a creek. funniest day of my life. i still remember the girl freaking out on me, she was a few years older than man so she was much better than me.

your gonna get TMJ dysfynction. i have it and it comes and goes and hurts like a bitch. tmj stands for temporo mandibular joint dysfunction.

i remember he made me the greatest icon of all time on ns. such a good guy

they would all spontaneously combust

ced is my favorite mod on ns. we get along so well

going past your limit only makes you stronger.............and sore as hell the next day

they wont win the cup, its going to be a western conference team. no way in hell an eastern conference team is going to beat out detroit or san jose or anaheim.

not in the 1000 but i was definetly the greatest ns member of all time.

enjoy life wihle you can youngin, you will regret shit when yourolder

or keep sucking you fathers cock for quarters

im a hppy drunk, dont want to see me angry

i seen on tv that blowjbos from men can get prety expneinseive so thats explains it all of

im surprised this is still going

ahhahah worried about getting banned.......... ive gotten away with so much shit but ive also been caught numerous times

why pay to be a dick when you can just be one for free?