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non WMD obviously.

word, i know plenty of responsible gun owners. hell my dad has one, and i barely know about it. all i know is ive seen it once or twice. we deserve to have whatever the government has.

if he thinks he needs it, then thats his right. paranoia aside, he deserves the right to protect himself. fuck you if you dont think he should be able to have what he needs for self-preservation. he clearly isnt going to kill someone with it for no reason...so what is your problem with it?

he started at about 5, and this happened at around.10:30. but you also need to understand that drinking a fifth of 90 proof rum a night for him is childs play.

nah tim, you dont understand. hes 21 he isnt a kid. putting him to bed isnt possible. neither is bringing him to the bathroom which is upstairs. he doesnt puke anymore, hes had at LEAST 30 shots of vodka today...hes not going anywhere and there is nothing i can do.

and now he just peed again on the floor. twice.

my brother is so drunk he just managed to urinate all over the following things: his two thousand dollar computer all of his worksheets/homework from his classes two of his xbox 360 controllers his winning lotto scratch tickets his favorite blanket. wow.

eh i made an unstoppable script on all the macs that made them beep at full volume a billion times. and i made all the screens black so they thought they were off, it took them like an hour of beeping to get it off...retards. couldnt use the comps anymore after that. oh and i got my dick sucked...

fuck what u said about grapes, thats just not right. and...pretzels in chex mix. the brown things are better than pretzels. oh and orange and yellow starburst.

whatchu whattin?

ahaha, dont fight at bars dude! you dont wanna just be the next drunk asshole to get arrested no matter how bad you want to fuck someone up. and it was for blocking an intersection, wicked gay ticket. the judge was a cunt but the cop was a total moron University of VT cop so i slayed his ass...

and saved himself 150 bucks. then he went to the store and bought 3 40s and a half gallon of oj. time to pregame the rail jam at burton tonight...whos gonna be there?

i thought "if this queer says techno im gonna call him a fag" so...you are a fag.

real shit-daz dillenger.

this song makes anything ur doing seem epic and intense. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUc5KPrAinA&feature=related

haha what the fuck? a g spot is inside of the vagina.....? but yeah if its a spot thats really hilarious and embarassing for that girl.

haha all these kids are saying how hard they would plow her, but i bet 90% of them would totally prematurely ejaculate in seconds.

fifty cent stopped me and complimented me on my adidas. +100000000000000 i was at the great escape-1000000000000

youve got your shit on lock.

ahahhaaha change.gov change, change, change. it wont happen, no fucking way dude. dont worry.